originally posted by boodles
jm: Ma'am, it is 6:00, isn't it?
Alv: I can't answer that question. There are two hands on the clock, and they move. They are moving now, even though it's imperceptible. So i cannot say yes, it's not a yes or no answer.
Jm: Ma'am, the big hand is on the 12 and the shorter one is on the 6, correct? Yes or no.
Alv: It depends what you mean, mr martinez, by "the big hand" and "the shorter one." and what do you mean by "on"? Are you trying to trick me? I just can't answer the question. I don't know what you are asking. A clock has moving parts and numbers. There are different types of clocks, digital and analog. And there are time zones...
Jm: I didn't ask you whether a clock has moving parts. Did i ask you that? Did i ask you about time zones? Ma'am, you do know how to tell time, don't you?
Alv: Yes, mr martinez, i can tell time, but i am here to talk about domestic violence, mr martinez, so when you ask me if its 6:00, i am confused about where you're going.
Jm: Judge, non-responsive. Please instruct the witness...
Jw pops to her feet: Judge, may we approach?
Jss: You may.
Stomp stomp strut strut ==>sidebar ==> 5 minutes of white noise
stomp stomp strut strut back to chairs.
Jss: Ladies and gentlemen, we are taking a recess for 10 minutes.
30 minutes pass
jm: Ma'am, is the time now 6:40? Yes or no.
Alv: The big hand is on the 40 and the little hand is between the 6 and the 7, closer to the 7, so it's 6:40.