Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator

[Steely Dan]

She shouldn't get off now. She left too much hard evidence lying around.

:drumroll:

 

[hambirg]

I heard the judge issued a gag order. Now the entire county is a-buzz with the lack of voter satisfaction. It apparently rubbed the mayor the wrong way.

 

[TrackerSam]

But I thought it was electric??? :waitasec:

And magical as well. They're all plug-ins aren't they? :facepalm:

 

[TrackerSam]

Why was there a vibrator in the car?

That's a probing question. :floorlaugh:

 

[tlcya]

okay first of all wtf kind of vibrator is hard and blunt enough to draw blood from someone's noggin??

secondly, why was the vibrator lying there all handy like if their argument took place while watching tv???

weird wacky wild people

 

[oh_gal]

Not that I would know about such things at all, but I think there are vibrators...and there are "vibrators", iykwim. Maybe this was one of those "other" kinds that you apply to a problem area of your body, like your knee, or neck.

 

[Steely Dan]

okay first of all wtf kind of vibrator is hard and blunt enough to draw blood from someone's noggin??

secondly, why was the vibrator lying there all handy like if their argument took place while watching tv???

weird wacky wild people

How did you learn so much about vibrators?

 

[davehead21]

Cuz only ugly people fly solo?

LOL....right!! Or maybe even, gasp, a couple might introduce a little something extra to spice things up.

Not that I would know about such things at all, but I think there are vibrators...and there are "vibrators", iykwim. Maybe this was one of those "other" kinds that you apply to a problem area of your body, like your knee, or neck.

This made me think of the episode of Sex and the City where Samantha tried to return one of the "other" kinds to Sharper Image and kept calling it a vibrator and the clerk had to keep repeating that they did not sell vibrators there. :floorlaugh:

 

[tlcya]

How did you learn so much about vibrators?

pleading the fifth on that one SD

 

[TrackerSam]

okay first of all wtf kind of vibrator is hard and blunt enough to draw blood from someone's noggin??

secondly, why was the vibrator lying there all handy like if their argument took place while watching tv???

weird wacky wild people

That explains why they mom couldn't adjust the TV volume or change channels. :drumroll:

 

[TrackerSam]

Not that I would know about such things at all, but I think there are vibrators...and there are "vibrators", iykwim. Maybe this was one of those "other" kinds that you apply to a problem area of your body, like your knee, or neck.

Don't give us that....you know everything about everything. :blushing:

 

[Steely Dan]

Is it possible her mom started attacking her and she grabbed the closest thing to beat her off with?

 

[oh_gal]

Don't give us that....you know everything about everything. :blushing:

I know, right?!???!?? Glad you see that. :rolling:

 

[AlwaysShocked]

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh: Oh my gosh! I think I've laughed more here than on the Pooper's thread. My favorite: Black & Decker 1HP rechargeable. Too funny! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

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