Woman finds 80 skeletons crammed into Ikea bags

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Some assembly required.
 
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It wasn't as bad as I thought. They weren't murder victims. Just waiting to be reburied again.
 
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It wasn't as bad as I thought. They weren't murder victims. Just waiting to be reburied again.

If it's anything else like Ikea stuff there will be one part left, and they won't be able to figure out where it goes. JMO
 
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Do you have that problem with Ikea in America too? I thought it was only n Australia that we ended up with more parts than we needed. Though mind you it's better than not having enough parts.
 
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Do you have that problem with Ikea in America too? I thought it was only n Australia that we ended up with more parts than we needed. Though mind you it's better than not having enough parts.

BBM

 
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/08/02/newser-skeletons-ikea-bags/13505881/

BBM What was she expecting dem bones to do??? :eek:


Chorus:
I know it brother brother,
Indeed I know it brother, I know it HEY!
Dem bones gonna rise again


Rest of lyrics here (I didn't realize there were so many verses): http://www.scoutsongs.com/lyrics/dembones.html

The LORD He thought He'd make a man,

Took a little water and took a little sand,

I know'd it, know'd it,
Indeed, I know'd it, Sister,
I know'd it WHEEEEEEEEE!
Dem bones, gonna rise again!


More verses, anyone???
 
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Work your fingers to the bone,
What do you get?

Bony fingers.
 
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Bureaucracy gone mad, they wanted to rebury them but they couldn't because they were not allowed to leave the church yard!!! So they left them in IKEA bags.
I think they might get reburied now!!!! :cat:
 
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