Woman Fingers Ex-Girlfriend In Sex Toy Theft

[CuriousGrace]

Step aside. I'll handle the cavity searches. (donning protective goggles). I'm about to blow this case wide open...............going in..................... "She just stole my watch" !!! WTH? :floorlaugh:

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Can not breathe... This whole thread!!!

How does THIS make it into the news?!?!

 

[Hamsterdance]

:floorlaugh: That title!!! This thread!! :floorlaugh:

I'm certain the perp will be facing a stiff sentence.

 

[TrackerSam]

They're still searching for the missing 'members' of this family. Never could figure out it it became a 'member', as in the male 'member'. It's been a 'member' of my family since the day I was born. Though lately it hasn't been paying it's membership dues. :blushing:
I think he's retired, which makes him an 'honorary member'.

 

[MouseTheLuckyDog]

I think Interpol has a lead thanks to WFGoDOT/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2013/jul/25/big-blue-🤬🤬🤬🤬-trafalgar-square.


What's a 'plinth' and why wasn't I notified? :stormingmad: I smell an emu.

A plinth is a stand for a statue.

 

[momrids6]

You've priced them? Been shopping have you? :floorlaugh: :blushing: I'd steer clear of used machines.

I am trying to figure out with either of them would want them- I asked a
friend and her wife.

Supposed to buy new ones when you get a new partner, according to them.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Something smells fishy here.

 

[Jan]

It seems like she would be embarrassed to even report the theft.

 

[CuriousGrace]

Something smells fishy here.

Stop. :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Why do I keep coming back to this thread!?

 

[Steely Dan]

I think Interpol has a lead thanks to WFGoDOT/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2013/jul/25/big-blue-🤬🤬🤬🤬-trafalgar-square.


What's a 'plinth' and why wasn't I notified? :stormingmad: I smell an emu.

:what:

 

[CarmelEyesD]

Oh, my...