Woman Has Sex With A Pine Cone, Needs Surgery To Remove It

[Sniffy38]

Maybe that was the closest thing to "produce" available in her area. Bananas and cukes hadn't come in yet.

 

[illinoismom]

Maybe she had an "itch" that needed scratching?

 

[Ms.Heather]

OMG!

For awhile I worked in medical billing, and did the hospital records. You would NOT BELIEVE some of the things people had to have removed.
I won't tell you a specific story, but lets just say it was a man, a big bird boy and tons of bleeding.

 

[L L & S]

Gives a whole new direction to the term "Tree Hugger".

 

[Carla Lashelle]

Maybe a new NATO mission to Serbia could include passing out dildos and flyers warning about the dangers of pine cones.

 

[OrdinaryLife]

Apparently, it was the size of the cone and not really knowing how to use it.

 

[OrdinaryLife]

Maybe a new NATO mission to Serbia could include passing out dildos and flyers warning about the dangers of pine cones.

Due to insurance purposes, we will start seeing warnings/disclaimers concerning planting trees that produce cones. ID's will be needed to buy balsam, fir, and other sap making trees. Waivers signed. :crazy:

 

[smart blonde]

I've heard of 'Going Green', but this is taking it too far!!!

 

[mkay882]

Now, that is funny :floorlaugh:
Followed of course by...Jewel of the vile.
I remember studying this kind of stuff in abnormal psychology....what a class!

They have classes on how to do that stuff??? :waitasec: :crazy:

 

[oceanblueeyes]

Can I just say Yuck! What the heck was she thinking Never mind I don't want to know:crazy:

Sounds like she was just pining away.

imo

 

[Anniegirl]

LOL - I know! I've seen this title for a couple of days, but the full title doesn't show up on the main page, only "Woman has Sex with a Pine" - I went through the possibilities, Pine Cone, Pineapple, Pine Tree, PineSol....none of those possibilites sounded appealing, so I just had to click and confirm just what the substitution was! Call me old fashioned, but dayum, Lady - Talk to The Hand! :hand:

LMAO at you!!
Yea, Pine cone wouldve been my last guess ! What about cucumbers or bananas .????



Just sayin' ..not that i would use either

 

[DollyPardonMe]

I hope she doesn't get pregnant with 8 little Pine Nuts!

 

[OrdinaryLife]

Can you even imagine the resins left from coning??? Why must you needle so much??? Hey, when you decorate your Christmas tree in December, I hope you all take a moment and think of this. That could be the very tree that grew that special cone.


I'm going artificial. I don't think I can ever decorate (even in the pine scent Glade) for the Holiday Season again...

 

[sleuthin4fun]

I'm allergic to pine so, I don't think i'll try this.:crazy:

 

[OrdinaryLife]

I'm allergic to pine so, I don't think i'll try this.:crazy:

I'm *SO* not responding to this one. Killing me, but I won't.....

 

[Hopeful One]

A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.
Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.
more: http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03/30/woman-has-sex-with-pine-cone-needs-surgery-to-remove-it/

I'm probably just immature, but this made me laugh uncontrollably. :clap:

 

[Dani_md]

I too have been avoiding this thread but keep seeing it at the top, so thought it must be of interest. Maybe she learned a lesson and will use a lot of lube next time!!!

 

[Gozgals]

I had a hard time not looking at this post. I find it refreshing just like the fresh smell of pine.

Ouch, that could hurt. What is wrong with a vibrator....or a some fresh fruit. Must have finished using what was inside her house first, then took to the outdoors....



Takes all kinds.

Always
Goz

 

[lizzybeth]

Anyone think that possibly she didn't do this to herself? I mean, if you're looking for something, why a pinecone? It seems like something someone would do in order to torture or harm a person, not bring pleasure.

 

[Lyn1001]

I'm allergic to pine so, I don't think i'll try this.:crazy:

I'm NOT allergic to pine and I don't think I'll try this!!!!