Woman pierces lover's heart in botched sex game

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080516/od_nm/roughsex_dc;_ylt=Ah_hi7M9RfDSvuNasi7gxSsuQE4F
OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday. (more at link) OUCH!

 

[pixies]

wow:waitasec:

 

[Jen_in_Indy]

Idiots.:bang:

 

[sherri79]

natural selection failed.

 

[Floh]

natural selection failed.

Yup. the Darwin syndrome will surely claim him at some point in the future though . . .

 

[invictus]

I'm actually speechless.

 

[englishleigh]

What utter morons. :bang:

 

[TaylorJ4]

Oh come on-you couldn't "accidentally" push hard enough to pierce through to a heart!

 

[csds703]

I now refer to my avatar.:waitasec:

 

[ShannonOhara]

she thought he said "carve out m heart" instead of "carve a heart'

 

[ShannonOhara]

she thought he said "carve out my heart" instead of "carve a heart'

oopsie

 

[sherri79]

I now refer to my avatar.:waitasec:

LOL:clap:

 

[philamena]

What utter morons. :bang:

DITTO

 

[FLMom]

Bet he'd left the seat up.

 

[Filly]

Sheesh, I only do that when I'm sober. I jest. Guess that was rough enough for him.

 

[Yeah me]

I now refer to my avatar.:waitasec:

Ditto! It takes a LOT of pressure to break through the chest cavity to even reach the heart. Did she fall on him with the instrument?

 

[SeriouslySearching]

Wth?!

 

[GlitchWizard]

Body carving must take practice. If she's in jail for any length of time, I recommend she practice on bars of lye soap.

 

[SeriouslySearching]

Body carving must take practice. If she's in jail for any length of time, I recommend she practice on bars of lye soap.

With her shiv?

 

[SewingDeb]

He survived to play another day.