Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle

[Casshew]

A jilted woman has admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."

Full story...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...in_page_id=1770

 

[Mabel]

I wonder how his friend knew whose testicle it was. I mean, it really could have been anybody's.

 

[Casshew]

Mabel Mabel Mabel.... you still torture me with my Cardoza dream LOL

:slap:

As for testicles lying around.... they don't last long here - the cats get them. :angel:

 

[kato]

A Big Ouch!!!

 

[BirdieBoo]

Did you read the part where she tried to hide the testicle in her mouth?

I wonder what she was drinking?

 

[kato]

Did you read the part where she tried to hide the testicle in her mouth?

I wonder what she was drinking?

Yup, I read that. What a frickin' weirdo!

 

[lisag]

Ok.. is this lady related to Laraina Bobbet ?? (sp)

 

[Mabel]

Mabel Mabel Mabel.... you still torture me with my Cardoza dream LOL

:slap:

As for testicles lying around.... they don't last long here - the cats get them. :angel:

They don't last long here either. The cats quickly lose them.

You don't really expect me to let the Cardoza dream die a merciful death, do you?

 

[poco]

As for testicles lying around.... they don't last long here - the cats get them. :angel:

And I thought my cat was bringing in headless baby birds -----

 

[Casshew]

You don't really expect me to let the Cardoza dream die a merciful death, do you?

A girl has to have hope :blowkiss:

 

[Casshew]

And I thought my cat was bringing in headless baby birds -----

Nope. they're testies

 

[SieSie]

I wonder how his friend knew whose testicle it was. I mean, it really could have been anybody's.

** spewing water all over monitor **
LMAO, Mabel - you crack me up!