Your Favorite Juanderful Court Moment & Quotes

[InALandFarFarAway]

Jodi talking about how offended she was when she found out about text messages from other women:

Juanderful: "And you were very offended by that, right?"

Jodi: "Yeah ... offended would be accurate."

Juanderful: "Right. And you were so offended that you still decided to go on vacation with him, right?"

:floorlaugh:

 

[Becky Sharp]

After a long and evasive anser: "Are you done?"

 

[josie1986]

"were you crying when you were stabbing him? were you crying when you shot him? how about when you were slitting his throat were you crying then?" not verbatim but that was one of my best ones

i lol'd so bad when he said "for realz?!"

 

[InTheGarden]

You want to spar with me?

 

[InALandFarFarAway]

In response to questions Jodi writing how beautiful Travis was "inside and out" after killing him:

"So you think somebody who masturbates to pictures of little boys is beautiful inside and outside, right?"

 

[rose222]

My favourite specific moment with JM involved the gas cans. A real Perry Mason moment. I can hear his tone and inflection and they mean a lot!

All right. So why is it, why is it then, ma`am, that you showed up with three gas cans in Salt Lake City?

Would it surprise you that Walmart does not have ANY record of ANY refund for a gas can on June 3, 2008?

And this tiny little treat:

You`ve been fond of telling us how great of a memory you have if no one is yelling at you, right?

 

[tlcya]

"Well, but you did just say that, didn't you?"

"Ma'am, I understand that you want to tell us that, but....."

"Do you know if Mr. Alexander may have been a fan or liked Cameron Dias? Have you seen Charlies Angels?" (Or something to that effect.)

"Have you ever heard of actress Cameron Diaz? Or the movie, Charlies Angels?"

gorgeous!!!!!

 

[InALandFarFarAway]

Juanderful to Dr. Samuels:

"I'm asking you to think back to maybe 5 minutes ago"

:floorlaugh:

"You don't know that, do you?"

Dr. Samuels: "I'm speculating" (something like that)

Juanderful: "Right, made it up right now, speculating!"

 

[Irving]

Many favs already listed.

"It's your fog."

"What were you going to do with the gun, throw it at him?"

and as stated above when someone gives a long winded answer, which is totally off of the subject, and he asks, "Are you done?"

"Did I ask you about __________?"

However this blip shows how arrogant and strong minded the throat slasher is when he was questioning her about the license plate found at Starbucks, and she replied that she was nearsighted and didn't get glasses,
Mr. Martinez actually let out a chuckle.

From YouTube at the 24:30 mark. Even HE cannot believe the rubbish that just projected out of its' mouth.

Jodi Arias Trial - Day 24 - Part 5 - YouTube

He really is quite brilliant.

 

[ElleElle]

Do you remember telling us that :rocker:

So that is a lie, right? :rocker:

What if they only lied three or four times that you knew of? Would that make it OK? :rocker:

 

[Myvice]

Would it make it easier for you to answer the questions if I came over here and leaned on the lecturn like your attorney did?

Great thread!!!

 

[simlyme]

My favorite Juanderful court moment is every time I hear his voice and the reason I hear it, FOR TRAVIS !!!!!!

 

[mattzane227]

My favorite was when Juan was asking Jodi about when something happened or something to that effect and then Jodi said that his tone was making her brain scramble. The camera was on Jodi so you couldn't see Juan but there is a short pause, then you just hear a faint, very quiet whispered question. "..................when? what time??" I busted out laughing. Jodi actually laughed too. Then Nurmi says, "Objection your honor, this is a STUNT" in fake disgust like he can't believe someone would stoop so low.

 

[mattzane227]

After a long and evasive anser: "Are you done?"

"Yes, I have completed my answer."

"Okay, but my question is something entirely different!"

 

[gauntlet]

Including many that have already been mentioned, after he asked ALV if she was done he said "Now answer my question."

Phwaor


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We can't subpoena God has to have a mention too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr88jzA2tvI
ETA -

A few more:
1. When he dropped the camera and asked if that took 45 seconds
2. Telling RS he could bang on his desk all he wanted, and doing the same louder
3. When he dropped his pen/ it fell over the desk or whatever happened
4. "Uh uh. There's no guessing now"

 

[Jenni]

I like it when he sings "I'm just to juanderful, too juanderful for words " and then he looks in the mirror and says " It's a juanderful day to be juan".

I wish he would wear a dark suit and a bright turquoise tie like Donald Trump wears...

 

[Dr. Nick]

My favorite Juanderful moment is from years ago. In the interrogation tape, Flores is trying to convince Jodi to tell the truth. He quietly tells her that she should take advantage of the opportunity to speak to him because the next person she'll face will be the prosecutor. He promises her that it won't be pleasant, saying something to the effect of "He's very tough. His name is Juan Martinez and he's very, very good."

When he says the name "Juan Martinez" I could almost hear this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

 

[Maggie802]

Cross of JA "Well God's not here we can't subpoena him, can we?" Gus Searcy cross "Nothing here is to make the prosecutor happy, do you understand that"

 

[marciec]

Yes, we know, you regaled us for hours & hours about all the sexual activity you had.
(I gotta find this video again - awesome!)

 

[Myvice]

Another...with LaViolette:

Ma'am, would it bother you if the prosecuter was mad at you?