Your Favorite Juanderful Court Moment & Quotes

[dcriver]

I know this has been asked a bajillion times but is Juan married?

 

[Mrs G Norris]

I love the end where Jodi is left on her own for an age and nobody goes near her: http://youtu.be/qizSHE-ywO8?t=45m54s

I guess nobody wanted to catch her cooked goose hoodoo ..

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I love the end where Jodi is left on her own for an age and nobody goes near her: http://youtu.be/qizSHE-ywO8?t=45m54s

I guess nobody wanted to catch her cooked goose hoodoo ..

Priceless!!! She looked like she was about to panic :scared:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I know this has been asked a bajillion times but is Juan married?

I think cane lady has dibs on him if he isn't :floorlaugh:

 

[Melanie]

Juan: It's because you have feelings for the defendant don't you?

Samuels: I beg your pardon sir!

What a wonderful moment

 

[jane the dood]

I love the end where Jodi is left on her own for an age and nobody goes near her: http://youtu.be/qizSHE-ywO8?t=45m54s

I guess nobody wanted to catch her cooked goose hoodoo ..

I love it! Her preview of what 23 hours a day of solitary confinement is going to feeeeeeeeel like. Not so great, eh Jodi? Excellent.

 

[Madeleine74]

My all time fav will forever be, (referring to an unloaded gun), "What were you going to DO with an unloaded gun .... throw it at him?"

:floorlaugh:

 

[september]

Oh so many to chose from. You all have really covered the top ones for sure. I know this doesn't fit because it didn't come from Juan but it was about Juan. Do you remember when Flores was questioning Jodi and he warned her she didn't want to face Juan....I can't remember the exact quote but that was the best advice Jodi ever got. Too bad she didn't listen.

 

[Sistah Sleuth]

I like when Juan described Jodi "squealing like a cat", even Jodi laughed at that. Ii wouldn't have found it funny if I was sitting in her shoes, though. She's batshyt crazy.

 

[LambChop]

Migrating wildebeests.

 

[mangolassi]

"Booty call" never sounded so sweet...:heartluv:

"Maybe his lips were deadly weapons."

 

[STEADFAST]

I'm loving these Juanisms! But Juan Martinez was well known to me long before this trial. In fact, when I heard that Juan Martinez was the prosecutor, I was all, "Juan Martinez????!!! THE Juan Martinez???!! I wondered whatever had become of him!" Way back in high school, and I mean really way back, I encountered Juan Martinez for the first time:

Isabel: Hola, Paco. Como estas?

Paco: Estoy bien, gracias. E tu?

Isabel: Bien, gracias. Oye, quien es ese chico?

Paco: Es un amigo mio. Veni te lo presento. . . . (Here it comes!) . . . Juan, quiero presentarle a una amiga.

Isabel: Mucho gusto.

Juan: El gusto es mio. Soy Juan Martinez.

I thought he was very suave! They go on to talk about going to the library; I've forgotten all that. But I never forgot Juan Martinez!:heartbeat:

 

[Linda7NJ]

Cosmetic approach to the pelvic region!

Roflmao!


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[nells]

"... it looks like it could be a Mexican chihuahua..."

 

[KeyboardCat]

I can't think of a particular moment, other than whats been already listed. But I would like to thank him for caring about Travis Alexander. He has clearly gone above and beyond the call of duty in prosecuting his murderer. He could just do his job, and surely get a conviction, but he seems so very passionate. I admire him, and I applaud him.

 

[wasnt_me]

"Who does that?"

In reference to Jodi watching Travis at the computer.

"I guess because it's on white paper, it's a white lie?"

In reference to the unmarked Walmart receipt.

"Washington mutual must subscribe to the law of attraction and didn't want to put anything negative here."

In reference to her bank statement about budget and priceline.

 

[princesspjs]

So, I watched Juan's closing argument again last night and came up with a few phrases that made me hit the pause button to jot them down for this thread.

"What's a girl to do?"

"They just seem to have everything that she desires in a husband so that she can breed."
(Speaking about when Jodi started to target single Mormon men to date.)

"It's like a field of lies that has sprouted around her as she sat on that witness stand."

"If anybody is defenseless in this case, it isn't the defendant. It's Travis Alexander as he sits like that in that shower with his killer standing there..."

 

[katiewonders]

Do you think he knew my friend, Monsieur Thibault? :floorlaugh:

I'm loving these Juanisms! But Juan Martinez was well known to me long before this trial. In fact, when I heard that Juan Martinez was the prosecutor, I was all, "Juan Martinez????!!! THE Juan Martinez???!! I wondered whatever had become of him!" Way back in high school, and I mean really way back, I encountered Juan Martinez for the first time:

Isabel: Hola, Paco. Como estas?

Paco: Estoy bien, gracias. E tu?

Isabel: Bien, gracias. Oye, quien es ese chico?

Paco: Es un amigo mio. Veni te lo presento. . . . (Here it comes!) . . . Juan, quiero presentarle a una amiga.

Isabel: Mucho gusto.

Juan: El gusto es mio. Soy Juan Martinez.

I thought he was very suave! They go on to talk about going to the library; I've forgotten all that. But I never forgot Juan Martinez!:heartbeat:

 

[katiewonders]

Wish he would of added BUT smaller than Travis's coffin! I love love love him:blushing:

I thought Juan did say something about Travis' coffin/grave or something. Maybe I dreamed it.

 

[nells]

I'm looking at trial videos on youtube to deal w/ "trial withdrawal," and this came up when questioning ALV, about the sex tape:

"... they were enjoying each carnally, even if through wireless space..."