GlitchWizard
Reprobate
I hate to come across as heartless, but I say give him a fresh razor; and save us taxpayers some money.
Killing him yourself would be heartless. Giving him a razor is helpful. I know that's confusing given they both begin with the letter h, but you're safe!
My daughter and I camp ALL the time in the various forests around Florida and are also working on our Trail Walker certifications. This news doesn't make things fun, does it? We just were camping the last four days in Paines Prarie Preserve and when I couldn't find the kids about midnight (age 15) I hollared out to them - a man appeared out of nowhere claiming to be in fear of a bear that snarled at him and disappeared. He said he was camping, but "lost" his tent and was sleeping on a blanket. I promise you, the kids were more afraid of this man than the alleged snarling bear! There were no more incidents where the kids wandered too far from the trailer, either!
Here I was worried about alligators and rattlesnakes - *sigh*