Here are some questions I would pose if I were on the jury...
1. Throughout this trial, you have often made reference to football moves (i.e., TA tackled you like a linebacker, you fumbled the camera like a football, etc.). Are you a fan of the Cincinnati Bengals and their players? If not, are you a fan of the Baltimore Ravens and, specifically, Ray Lewis?
2. To some, your sexual behavior with TA could be construed as deviant. Along those lines, can you please provide us with the names of your favorite *advertiser censored* sites. Specifically, those sites that will not leave viruses on our computers.
3. When you are convicted by us for murdering TA in such a heinous manner that you will, in fact, be put to death, what will your last meal be? Please be as specific with your appetizer, entree and dessert descriptions as you have been with many of your ridiculous responses to other, more mundane questions posed by Nurmi.
4. If you were alone on an island with your two defense lawyers and had to make a choice between killing one and sleeping with the other one, which one would you kill assuming that you needed enough food to last you at least 6 months?
5. Hypothetically speaking, suppose a person driving a rental car left Yreka going 65 miles per hour and a person flying on a plane left Tokyo, Japan going 625 miles per hour at the same time. Both individuals were headed to Mesa, AZ to slaughter an ex-boyfriend. Which premeditated murderer would arrive in Mesa first?