Thank goodness they were very tidy kidnappers! Not many kidnappers would take the time to borrow a pen and pad to write a ransom note, put the cap back on the pen and put it right back where it came from. Plus, they very nicely returned the tablet to the hall table. And let's not forget that after they removed the grate from the basement window and climbed in, they thoughtfully replaced the grate to it's original position. Feeding JBR some of her favorite pineapple was so very sweet of them to do before they took her to the basement. They must have simply forgotten to put the pineapple bowl and tea glass in the dishwasher. Yes, tidy they were indeed, taking the precious time to wipe JBR off, change her underwear and redress her. What caring kidnappers they must have been to search for a blanket to carefully wrap JBR in when they left her. I could go on and on, but its making me too sick to my stomach as I write this, thinking that some people think this all really happened.