Here's a review I left on ProductReview.com.au for Colonel Mustard-Jacket:
PRODUCT, SERVICE OR SHOP NAME:
Gerard Baden Clay
PRODUCT BRAND:
Century 21 Westside
SUITABLE CATEGORY:
Real Estate Agent
TITLE:
Mr Baden Clay helped my wife and I sell your home recently.
YOUR REVIEW:
Things did not start off well. Mr Baden Clay crashed his car into the lamppost outside our house.Fortunately, we managed to extricate him from his vehicle and he remarked that he was "hurt a little bit, but I'm okay". Apparently he was late because he and his father had to drop off something very important at a local Scout Camp by the river.
However, once we moved on to the subject of selling our home, he was a consummate professional. He insisted that my wife take him on a thorough tour of our three-storey mansion, so that he could familiarize himself with every feature and detail. Why, they spent 45 minutes in the Mater Bedroom alone! Afterwards, he said he would work very hard, together with his team of 20-29 year-old female Agents, in order to attract a buyer or two.
Despite being a dedicated professional, however, Mr Baden Clay appears to be a man who never fails to think about his family. As he was leaving, I overheard him talking on his iPhone to a woman named "Toni", who I assume was his wife. He kept telling her how much he loved her and how they would be together forever. If only more husbands were as honest about their feelings as this gentleman.
PROS:
Lovely mustard jacket
CONS:
Needs to work on his driving skills
