Lawyers don't actual type things, they dictate and the secretary types them. This I know as sure as the sun comes up in the morning. I heard a paralegal tell one of our lawyers once, it would take you less time to just type this yourself and he very condescendingly told her, "Darling, I don't get paid to type, I get paid for knowing what the letter needs to say!" I later forgave him and married him. LOL
ROFL so true!! When I was a legal intern, after drafting a ridiculous multi-state memo for a partner - digging through tons of books - he looks at it and says, "You forgot Colorado, that statute says...." - I looked at him and asked, You know all of this by heart? And I had to dig through dusty books?
His response: "My golf tee-time was 10am. And you needed something to do all day. And the firm can bill for 8 hours instead of 1. Works for all of us!" :banghead:
Now I need some advice about how to marry 'em