Cops Find Meth in Woman’s Crack, Loaded Gun in Her Vagina

[Steely Dan]

She's lucky that gun didn't have a hair trigger.

BBM

:laughcry:

 

[IzzyBlanche]

With apologies to Reese's...:blushing:

You got crack in my meth!
No, you got meth in my crack!

repeat

 

[norest4thewicked]

**GRAPHIC** so please don't read if you offend easily or are sensitive.

Years ago, I was searching a woman who was arrested on a domestic. Her partner had reported that she had drugs on her, so we were doing a thorough search. Unfortunately, I spotted a piece of a plastic bag between her legs. After pulling on it like a tampon string, out came a baggie of cocaine. NOT one of my better days! :gasp:

 

[TrackerSam]

She's lucky that gun didn't have a hair trigger.

And a 'discharge'?

 

[Steely Dan]

**GRAPHIC** so please don't read if you offend easily or are sensitive.

Years ago, I was searching a woman who was arrested on a domestic. Her partner had reported that she had drugs on her, so we were doing a thorough search. Unfortunately, I spotted a piece of a plastic bag between her legs. After pulling on it like a tampon string, out came a baggie of cocaine. NOT one of my better days! :gasp:

Would that be considered "crack" cocaine? :waitasec:

 

[oh_gal]

I don't know if I'm blushing or having a hot flash, but I am laughing.

 

[QueenD]

Was this Jodi Arias arrest report? LOL

 

[TrackerSam]

"fbi". "drop your drawers and drop your weapons". "do it". "get on the floor and spread your legs". "i'm going in, cover me". "ok that's just nasty. " A DERINGER maybe but an AK 47?" "you're under arrest for possesion of a concealed weapon and illegal abuse of a vee jj".

 

[concernedmother]

Was this Jodi Arias arrest report? LOL

I think they just pulled out alot of tootsie pops out of hers. :floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

Later at her arraignment, additional charges were added when the D.A from Warner Bros., Looney Toons Division, charged her with "excessive exaggeration of a concealed weapon' and operating without a SAG card. The Acme Law Firm will defend.

 

[AWOLNATION]

I pitty the fool who was gonna have intercourse with her

 

[Steely Dan]

I pitty the fool who was gonna have intercourse with her

Kind of gives new meaning to banging someone, eh?

 

[redheadedgal]

stop! -- or my (another word for cat) will shoot??

 

[Wise Old Owl]

Kind of gives new meaning to banging someone, eh?

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

or.................

Imma gonna pop a cap in your ........................................






JMHO

 

[MissJ]

Kind of gives new meaning to banging someone, eh?

OK Steely I fell out of my chair laughing:floorlaugh:

 

[MissJ]

I think I know where JA hid her knife and gun

 

[Steely Dan]

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

or.................

Imma gonna pop a cap in your ........................................






JMHO

:laughcry:

I think I know where JA hid her knife and gun

:laughcry:

 

[TrackerSam]

Kind of gives new meaning to banging someone, eh?

I wonder what she tells her boyfriends?
"Do you feel lucky punk"? Well do you"? "Go ahead........make my day". :floorlaugh:

Unless she dates the guy from 'From Dusk Till Dawn'. The one with the crotch pisstola. This is a job for the Bang Bothers. :floorlaugh:

 

[athy]

talk about being desperate

 

[wallflower67]

omg---this thread....I'm laughing so hard!