I still lean towards Patsy as the author of the ransom note. But now that several people have mentioned it, I think Burke is also a possibility. He would have to be very precocious and perhaps he was. As a loner, maybe he read and watched movies to the extent that he could write a note like this. When he said that the writing was too sloppy to be Patsy's, that seemed to hint at him, IMO. Patsy may have admonished him about his sloppy handwriting before. That could also explain why he never read the note. If he wrote it, it could have the same effect as "pineapple" during the interview. Maybe he could not stand to see it again. He was moving on, after all. The note strikes me as creepy weird (the talk about beheading, ugh). It also strikes me as childish in tone (despite the over 30 year old woman phrases, which could have been imitated, as were the movie allusions). Also, the scolding tone towards the end sounds like something Burke may have overheard from his mom to his dad. There is just something so strange about this note (other than its length). MOO.