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Attention! We are at Release Alert Level 4! Release Alert Level 4!
Prepare accordingly!
Reminder: Release Alert Level 4 is issued when a release of information is imminent. Preparation for this alert level includes:
- immediately drop all housework related implements
- if you have not yet showered, bathed, or dressed for the day, don a comfortable sweatsuit and scarf, and spray yourself liberally with cologne
- proceed to the nearest phone and order meal(s) for the appropriate number of people to be delivered at the appropriate time(s)
- proceed to nearest kitchen, acquire a large basket and cooler, fill both with snacks and drinks. place by your usual release info listening/watching/reading location
- staple Do Not Disturb sign to your forehead to warn those around you not to approach or speak to you, or to get in your way
- await issuance of Release Alert Level 5 (information has been released)
Prepare accordingly!
Reminder: Release Alert Level 4 is issued when a release of information is imminent. Preparation for this alert level includes:
- immediately drop all housework related implements
- if you have not yet showered, bathed, or dressed for the day, don a comfortable sweatsuit and scarf, and spray yourself liberally with cologne
- proceed to the nearest phone and order meal(s) for the appropriate number of people to be delivered at the appropriate time(s)
- proceed to nearest kitchen, acquire a large basket and cooler, fill both with snacks and drinks. place by your usual release info listening/watching/reading location
- staple Do Not Disturb sign to your forehead to warn those around you not to approach or speak to you, or to get in your way
- await issuance of Release Alert Level 5 (information has been released)