Readings from the "script":
Day 3: Search for "Chloroform" on your laptop from home.
Day 14: Go to FUSIAN night club. You will enter the hot body contest. You better dance with some girls also. Make sure to wear a push-up bra and a blue dress. Throw gang signs to the camera. You BETTER act like you are having a good time and not lead on that your daughter has been kidnapped.
Day 18: Pour the decomposing body liquid that we have supplied you in the trunk of your car. Buy a pizza from Domino's. Make it a Meat Lover's.
Day 20: Steal some checks from your friend Amy (We never really liked her) -- Go to Target and other places and buy yourself some things. Make sure some of the stuff you buy are things like diapers, formula, etc... to make it look like you still have a kid.
Day 24: By this time, you'll probably notice the decomposing body liquid that you poured in the trunk of your car is beginning to become unbearable. Leave your car in any parking lot. Make sure it's parked near a dumpster. We have equipped your car with GPS so we will be able to check to make sure you did this correctly.
Day 31 : I know we said this was a 30 day script, but you're on your own here. You'll probably be arrested by now. Make sure when you get arrested, to walk across in front of the cameras wearing a blue "82" shirt. In your first call to your parents, we want to hear the phrases, "Waste of time" and "Cameo".
swa - ROFLMAO [wiping tears] omg that was funny LOL