"Catch Me If You Can"
By Mr Business as Usual.
Featuring Caterpillars and Gillette Razors, Mustard colored jackets, Bomb threats in Court, plus many other astonishing theatrics.
And of course Mr Business as Usual himself, as the key star.
Some chapters include:
The importance of keeping up appearances.
The importance of growing a beard fast, and why.
The importance of keeping facial scars turned AWAY from television cameras when being interviewed. (Try and remember theme, and correct head tilt.)
The importance of telling lies as necessary. Remember to keep a bit of truth in each lie.
How to avoid having incriminating photographs taken by police. And how to buy the time for torso battle scars to fade.
Tricky manoeuvre, but quite successful! ...... Ended up "A little bit hurt, but OK.......... "Daddy will be pleased."
How to deflect sticky questions. Remember: Deflect, Avoid, allow wild goose chase, Maintain innocence.
Be Prepared, but above all, do not incriminate self.
Utilize smoke and Mirrors strategies.
How to excel in being a pretender.
How to lay low for a while. With explanation.
How to utilize military tactics as required.
On a business note: How to get Your money in My pocket.
How to fob off ignorant people who keep asking questions about other incidental pesky detail; missing wife.
How to keep one eye on the goal at all times. The money. The race. Get ready, .... Set ..... and ..... Call Insurance .... GO! Oops, missed the starter gun a bit...
How to bear witness to proud family name. Steeped in plagiarism, murder, historical negationism, and revisionism.
How to get on with business as usual.
The family that slays together stays together. 'Till jail do us part.
By Mr Business as Usual.
Featuring Caterpillars and Gillette Razors, Mustard colored jackets, Bomb threats in Court, plus many other astonishing theatrics.
And of course Mr Business as Usual himself, as the key star.
Some chapters include:
The importance of keeping up appearances.
The importance of growing a beard fast, and why.
The importance of keeping facial scars turned AWAY from television cameras when being interviewed. (Try and remember theme, and correct head tilt.)
The importance of telling lies as necessary. Remember to keep a bit of truth in each lie.
How to avoid having incriminating photographs taken by police. And how to buy the time for torso battle scars to fade.
Tricky manoeuvre, but quite successful! ...... Ended up "A little bit hurt, but OK.......... "Daddy will be pleased."
How to deflect sticky questions. Remember: Deflect, Avoid, allow wild goose chase, Maintain innocence.
Be Prepared, but above all, do not incriminate self.
Utilize smoke and Mirrors strategies.
How to excel in being a pretender.
How to lay low for a while. With explanation.
How to utilize military tactics as required.
On a business note: How to get Your money in My pocket.
How to fob off ignorant people who keep asking questions about other incidental pesky detail; missing wife.
How to keep one eye on the goal at all times. The money. The race. Get ready, .... Set ..... and ..... Call Insurance .... GO! Oops, missed the starter gun a bit...
How to bear witness to proud family name. Steeped in plagiarism, murder, historical negationism, and revisionism.
How to get on with business as usual.
The family that slays together stays together. 'Till jail do us part.