He also talks about himself in the third person.
That said, I don’t believe he’d ever touch a gun if it meant he had to risk his own life in any way. ie: Draft dodging. He prefers game hunting — things that can’t shoot back.
Self-protection and gun reform aren’t his forte. ... Ted Nugent is Ted Nugent’s forte.
His own words say it all, really. (He has since denied/admitted various portions of the below account he gave to High Times.)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-artful-dodger/
Remember, he was 18 when he did this. From the link:
“Ted was a young boy... (snip) So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack.”
(snip)
“I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build.”
(snip)
“Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.”
“See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ’em.”
“Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine.
(snip)
“I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin.”
(snip)
“Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm.”
“The guy almost puked. I was so proud.”