Jose Baez Releasing New Book!!

[Steely Dan]

:waitasec::waitasec:

Do they still have "book burnings" ? :innocent: NOT that I would ever attend or participate in one, or "advocate" one ... :innocent:

Just wondering ...

:moo:

No! NO! Book burnings lead to higher sales!

I wonder if they'll type it up for him, or just release it in the initial submitted manuscript writing of crayon?

Some more suggested titles for the book and/or chapter titles;

"Frushtrated, defending Casey Anthony"

"How to spot twelve gullible people"

"Why I can't call George a child molester outside of a courtroom."

"The fastest routes to the courthouse for dropping off documents."

"The best little whorehouse in Florida."

"Reflections of a deadbeat dad on the Casey Anthony case."

"After selling bikinis I know my bimbos; Defending Casey Anthony"

"Casey Anthony and other good mothers I've defended"

"How to avoid getting sanctioned by the bar"

"Why do judges think they run the courtroom?"

"Holy Crap! It worked!!"

 

[BigMomma]

Isn't it ANOTHER strange coinky dink that the publisher is BenBELLA. omg how transparent is she?????????????

I caught that right off the bat and said to myself WTH?:waitasec: It figures! Also, this publisher is I believe, out of Texas-Hmmm, isn't that the same place where somebody's cousin is living? You know, the one who called up the radio station and blah blah about a book? Hmmm? :what:

 

[bogeygal]

The truth according to JB? Gag me.

I agree!!!

ullhair:

 

[wonders]

and according to DaDessertLadie's inside investigator (LOL - if this is truly for real) the book was co-authored by a guy named Golenbock. Wiki says, among other things, he is a sports writer? WTH?

Golenbock has also written books about collegiate athletics. Personal Fouls - The Broken Promises and Shattered Dreams of Big Money Basketball at Jim Valvano's North Carolina State revisited 1980's college basketball and focused on Jim Valvano and the NC State University basketball team. The book prompted an NCAA investigation which found that free tickets and shoes issued to players were sold for monetary gain by those players.[1] Valvano lost his position as head coach and athletic director as a result of the investigation. Original publisher Simon and Schuster canceled the book after the university protested, and the State of North Carolina threatened a lawsuit over inaccurate charges on the book's projected dust jacket; the book was subsequently released by a smaller publishing house.[2][3]

Golenbock's most recent release is a biography on Hollywood screen actor Tony Curtis (co-written with Curtis), entitled American Prince: A Memoir which was released in late 2008.

Oh Gee. This stuff is just getting funnier. Please pass a tissue.

 

[Steely Dan]

Holy Cow again. What store's do you think will carry the book?

*advertiser censored*.


I can't believe JVM uses him on her show. I turn the channel when he comes on.

 

[Intermezzo]

and according to DaDessertLadie's inside investigator (LOL - if this is truly for real) the book was co-authored by a guy named Golenbock. Wiki says, among other things, he is a sports writer? WTH?

Golenbock has also written books about collegiate athletics. Personal Fouls - The Broken Promises and Shattered Dreams of Big Money Basketball at Jim Valvano's North Carolina State revisited 1980's college basketball and focused on Jim Valvano and the NC State University basketball team. The book prompted an NCAA investigation which found that free tickets and shoes issued to players were sold for monetary gain by those players.[1] Valvano lost his position as head coach and athletic director as a result of the investigation. Original publisher Simon and Schuster canceled the book after the university protested, and the State of North Carolina threatened a lawsuit over inaccurate charges on the book's projected dust jacket; the book was subsequently released by a smaller publishing house.[2][3]

Golenbock's most recent release is a biography on Hollywood screen actor Tony Curtis (co-written with Curtis), entitled American Prince: A Memoir which was released in late 2008.

I find it an interesting choice....A sports writer who is also a Law School graduate

http://www.golenbockbooks.com/biography.php

 

[BigMomma]

Ok, the book is set to be released July. When is FCA off of probation, August?

A little Steve Miller Band song is playing in my head....

"Go on take your money and run......":twocents:

:floorlaugh: Great song!

How about that other song:

I've Got the Horse and She's Got The Saddle':what: of course, by the end of everything it'll probably be more like:

She Got The Goldmine and I Got The Shaft':rocker:

 

[TotallyObsessed]

No! NO! Book burnings lead to higher sales!

I wonder if they'll type it up for him, or just release it in the initial submitted manuscript writing of crayon?

Some more suggested titles for the book and/or chapter titles;

"Frushtrated, defending Casey Anthony"

"How to spot twelve gullible people"

"Why I can't call George a child molester outside of a courtroom."

"The fastest routes to the courthouse for dropping off documents."

"The best little whorehouse in Florida."

"Reflections of a deadbeat dad on the Casey Anthony case."

"After selling bikinis I know my bimbos; Defending Casey Anthony"

"Casey Anthony and other good mothers I've defended"

"How to avoid getting sanctioned by the bar"

"Why do judges think they run the courtroom?"

"Holy Crap! It worked!!"

Best one yet!

 

[BigMomma]

Holy Cow again. What store's do you think will carry the book?

Probably the ones that are imaginary or just don't exist. :floorlaugh:

Why do I see big blue tarp tents in his future?:floorlaugh:

 

[logicalgirl]

No! NO! Book burnings lead to higher sales!

I wonder if they'll type it up for him, or just release it in the initial submitted manuscript writing of crayon?

Some more suggested titles for the book and/or chapter titles;

"Frushtrated, defending Casey Anthony"

"How to spot twelve gullible people"

"Why I can't call George a child molester outside of a courtroom."

"The fastest routes to the courthouse for dropping off documents."

"The best little whorehouse in Florida."

"Reflections of a deadbeat dad on the Casey Anthony case."

"After selling bikinis I know my bimbos; Defending Casey Anthony"

"Casey Anthony and other good mothers I've defended"

"How to avoid getting sanctioned by the bar"

"Why do judges think they run the courtroom?"

"Holy Crap! It worked!!"

:seeya: Yeah, maybe just the last one ,,,,,,:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[TotallyObsessed]

So....do we know if JB is gonna be on a whirlwind book tour???? I swear I would go, stand in line, and when I got up there say..."uh, no thanks"

 

[RR0004]

Seriously, why would anyone want to read a book about Baez's life??? I'd rather watch paint dry.

 

[LambChop]

*advertiser censored*.


I can't believe JVM uses him on her show. I turn the channel when he comes on.

I think he's perfect for her show. She never gets the story straight and he will just add to the confusion. jmo

 

[logicalgirl]

and according to DaDessertLadie's inside investigator (LOL - if this is truly for real) the book was co-authored by a guy named Golenbock. Wiki says, among other things, he is a sports writer? WTH?

Golenbock has also written books about collegiate athletics. Personal Fouls - The Broken Promises and Shattered Dreams of Big Money Basketball at Jim Valvano's North Carolina State revisited 1980's college basketball and focused on Jim Valvano and the NC State University basketball team. The book prompted an NCAA investigation which found that free tickets and shoes issued to players were sold for monetary gain by those players.[1] Valvano lost his position as head coach and athletic director as a result of the investigation. Original publisher Simon and Schuster canceled the book after the university protested, and the State of North Carolina threatened a lawsuit over inaccurate charges on the book's projected dust jacket; the book was subsequently released by a smaller publishing house.[2][3]

Golenbock's most recent release is a biography on Hollywood screen actor Tony Curtis (co-written with Curtis), entitled American Prince: A Memoir which was released in late 2008.

Yes, but in defense of Tony Curtis, wasn't he pretty much ga-ga by then?

 

[LambChop]

Best one yet!

I know. That was my favorite, too. lol

 

[TotallyObsessed]

Seriously, why would anyone want to read a book about Baez's life??? I'd rather watch paint dry.

or grass grow....

 

[logicalgirl]

So....do we know if JB is gonna be on a whirlwind book tour???? I swear I would go, stand in line, and when I got up there say..."uh, no thanks"

What a bunch you all are - I am imagining all kinds of hilarious scenarios..Baez goes to sign a book and a WSer or two says no thanks I'm here for a refund...this was a gift given in error.

 

[bayouland]

:floorlaugh: Great song!

How about that other song:

I've Got the Horse and She's Got The Saddle':what: of course, by the end of everything it'll probably be more like:

She Got The Goldmine and I Got The Shaft':rocker:

BBM :floorlaugh:

She just needs an "Attitude Adjustment" - Hank Jr.

 

[bayouland]

Off topic but the Voice finale is tonight......for those who watch.

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

Ok, the book is set to be released July. When is FCA off of probation, August?

A little Steve Miller Band song is playing in my head....

"Go on take your money and run......":twocents:

bbm

July 17th

watch out, the last time I did this, I summoned Richard Hornsby (who was gracious as always