puts a whole new twist to being smacked in the fanny doesn't it?
Makes my tootie hurt thinking about it.
We have
wolf spiders here. They will chase after you and bite you which is painful but won't kill you. (florida) I was helping my mom move recently and found one carring what I thought was a sack of eggs. It was half a lizard....all my family saw me running with my hands over my head like a gorilla and bouncing like my butt was on fire. Been bite twice by a
brown recluse at two different times in my life. Yucky...very yucky.
Banana Spiders are like that too. Big as your hand.
Hijack over....on to more toilet humor...