NM - Man seeks to identify pooping jogger

[STANDREID]

LE needs to get its sh** together.

 

[tlcya]

:floorlaugh:

I am sorry but even at 47 years old sometimes bathroom humor is what makes me cackle

Just got done re-reading this thread.

11 pages dedicated to number 2

we are some silly folks up in here.

 

[margarita25]

I just stumbled upon this thread and thought you would be talking about the Michigan Mystery. Seems we have a similar defector, unknown if male or female. Could there be a connection? :facepalm:


A billboard recently appeared along Interstate 94 near the South Huron Street exit that seeks to flush out whoever has been depositing feces on a slide in Prospect Park.

There are several rotating messages, including "Do your civic doody, report the pooper," "Help us flush the pooper" and "Help us catch the poopetrator."

The Twitter hashtag #ypsipooper accompanies the messages, as well as a man dressed as a superhero wearing a T-shirt featuring a pile of poo in a circle with a line through it.


http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/04/report_billboard_seeks_to_flus.html

These pooping poopetrators are becoming an enema- demic....

ahem... An epidemic...

:what:

All these poopetrators, we might need a sub forum soon. :biggrin:

"Do your civic doody..."

:floorlaugh:

 

[margarita25]

I was just watching one of my favorite shows on netflix, "Psych" (Season 7 just added )

The hilarious main character, "psychic" detective Shawn Spencer, just busted out this book, so I had to come post it here, lol:

[ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Poops"]Everyone Poops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

I was just watching one of my favorite shows on netflix, "Psych" (Season 7 just added )

The hilarious main character, "psychic" detective Shawn Spencer, just busted out this book, so I had to come post it here, lol:

Everyone Poops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A "must have" in all libraries, for sure!

However.... I fear the pooping poopetrators may use it in court as their defense...

 

[margarita25]

A "must have" in all libraries, for sure!

However.... I fear the pooping poopetrators may use it in court as their defense...

:floorlaugh:

 

[FlyerFan28]

I was just watching one of my favorite shows on netflix, "Psych" (Season 7 just added )

The hilarious main character, "psychic" detective Shawn Spencer, just busted out this book, so I had to come post it here, lol:

Everyone Poops - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I sh$t you not, this was my kid's first book.

 

[FlyerFan28]

Which end is the snakes behind?

 

[margarita25]

I sh$t you not, this was my kid's first book.

Which end is the snakes behind?

heehee!

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

Which end is the snakes behind?

We may want to ask this guy...

:snake:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

perhaps this man was trying to accommodate the poopetrators by stealing a "commode"?


http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/2014/05/12/man-steals-subway-toilet-in-west-seattle/

MAN STEALS SUBWAY TOILET IN WEST SEATTLE

(More at link above...)

 

[tlcya]

MYSTERY SLIDE POOPER FLUSHED OUT BY LE!

Police in Michigan have successfully deterred the infamous "mystery pooper" from defecating on a park slide.

Ypsilanti Police made contact with the unidentified suspect following a streak of what officials called "weird and deliberate" defecations on the same playground slide between November 2013 and April 2014.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/14/mystery-pooper-michigan_n_5323915.html?ref=topbar

 

[tlcya]

This kid might not give a crap about educators, but he did send about three to his vice principal, police say.

A Worcester County, Maryland, high school student is in some deep you-know-what after allegedly mailing feces to his vice principal at least three times, Delmarva Now reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...-pri_n_5287340.html?utm_hp_ref=dumb-criminals

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

This kid might not give a crap about educators, but he did send about three to his vice principal, police say.

A Worcester County, Maryland, high school student is in some deep you-know-what after allegedly mailing feces to his vice principal at least three times, Delmarva Now reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...-pri_n_5287340.html?utm_hp_ref=dumb-criminals

:what:

I am thinking of the poor mail carriers who had to deliver the packages....

The Postman's Creed, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night.." Takes on a butt "hole" other meaning... Doesn't it?

I think I would rather be bit by dogs! :wolf2:

:what:

 

[tlcya]

how exactly does one package poo for mailing anyway?

yikes!

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

how exactly does one package poo for mailing anyway?

yikes!

I was wondering the same thing!

I think, per article, he was actually hand delivering them...

Butt.... I am not sure...

:dunno:

 

[IHAVENOCLUE]

how exactly does one package poo for mailing anyway?

yikes!

Me thinks packaging poo it is a "lost fart"... Ahem... "lost art"...

:no:

 

[AlwaysShocked]

Oh, no, the (f)art is not at all lost. It's a business.

http://www.poopsenders.com/

I shyte you not!

 

[tlcya]

Oh, no, the (f)art is not at all lost. It's a business.

http://www.poopsenders.com/

I shyte you not!

LMAO

Oh my, I guess for every need, some creative person will come along to "fill" it

:facepalm:

 

[margarita25]

Bringing over this very important post by hamsterdance from another thread:

[ame="http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10551351&postcount=363"]http://www.websleuths.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10551351&postcount=363[/ame]