Solo:
Mama, Papa, why's your suitcase packed, but not mine?
How could you leave us kids behind?
Solo:
Parents are going on a cruise without us kids,
And we know whose fault this is.
Kids:
Virgin Voyages says we can’t cruise til we’re 18,
Which makes us shake, shake, shake like we’ve had caffeine.
Chorus:
Virgin Voyages says no kids on the ocean,
So we’re causing a commotion.
Kids:
You’ll be sipping cocktails under a starlit night,
While we’re back home, without an invite.
Kids:
Sure, you’ve earned a gourmet spread,
But we’re experiencing existential dread.
Solo:
Adults, enjoy the cruise, we know you deserve it,
But the fact we can’t go is total bullsh— (FOGHORN)