Colorado is a ski town. Long johns are common under pants. Tights are for dresses. What do the other mothers in Boulder think??
The other part of the story that is not fitting for me is why would the FAO gift still be in the wine cellar and not under the tree, This was Christms night not Christmas eve. I find it suspect any gifts were still in WC/ basement. No reason to be.
The size 12 undies were to be a gift for Patsy's niece. There were still extended family gifts in the basement, that had been wrapped or were waiting to be wrapped. Not sure when they were to be given out?