that's too complicated to catch fire like the nursery rumor did, you need to keep it simple for the layman, that is why I am developing a new rumor that Billy Joel is the LISK.
simple direct connection for the brain to make:
bissett = burlap = lisk
billy joel = long island celebrity = lisk
I need help with the joel rumor, so far I have "he transported the victims inside of pianos" and the blunt force trauma to the asian male's head was in the shape of a Grammy (Goodnight Saigon), anybody else have some good ideas for billy? lol