Well since we know he read How to Fight a Bear and Win, he must be a survival expert too. Add that to his LONG list of accomplishments. That book looks pretty interesting and has a lot of survival tips – for a bathroom reader.
From the summary:
“How to Fight a Bear and Win is a new approach to survival guides and how-to books. This book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make do in any rugged terrain, but with a twist. This isn’t the kind of book that will tell you how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together—it will tell you how to make a fire using a car battery. It will also tell you how to… • Swing from a vine like Tarzan • Land an airplane in an emergency • Fight a bear…and win • Perform emergency surgery in the woods • Identify what insects you can—and cannot—eat.”
I think swinging from a vine like Tarzan would be a real stretch for TC and an insult to Tarzan and trees in general, and he is probably already expert in flying planes, jets and interstellar vehicles, but making fire and the some of the survival tips could be very useful and suggest he could be in a forest environment. The table of contents includes: How to perform a tracheotomy, set a broken bone, negotiate a hostage situation, and believe it or not, how to perform an exorcism.
Not a bad set of life skills for $10 and a visit to the bathroom.