Munching Oreos and imagining the scummy showers that vicious, stabby persons must use in PerryVille.
Scummy soap slime melting down walls, black gunk in the crevices, leg chains clanking, echoing off the concrete.
Tiny bottle of Prell and crusty Lava soap. Burlap granny undies.
How often do inmates change clothes?
Does a new set of under-bloomers get stuffed through the food slot every morning?
Are you chained to the wall by the leg while you shower, or is that a choking hazard?
Do staff address you by last name, or, a number, do they use a calm tone or a stern tone?
Is there maid service to mop up spills.
Does Large Marge occasionally hose down the cell, while a convict is on the hamster wheel outside?
I have these and many other questions...to pass the time..
Curiosity killed the cat.
Satisfaction brought it back.