2011.05.18 Sidebar Thread (Jury Selection DAY NINE)

[darcedarce]

:floorlaugh: poor lil puppy he forgot he was grown!


I got a funny for yall too....I used to lurk from when this case came out til I signed up, and the delay was due to not having an ISP email to sign up with...so I couldnt hold back any longer and asked my FIL if I could use his email to sign up with....and he said yes so.....


the next day, after I spent all night gleefully posting, my FIL comes to me and says...real embarassed like....."was that you using my email for web sl*ts??!"

although I did correct him, we've been personally calling WS "websl*ts" ever since!

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[octobermoon]

I really want to know who the two new women with the laptops are!! Anyone heard?

 

[Mendara]

just ate a Gyro - I am ready to go.

 

[QueenD]

My hubs already calls it Websl*ts too..... :innocent:

My son the same. Mom what on earth are you doing? He thought it read that. LOL

 

[gitana1]

Here is a laugh for you guys while we wait. I moved into a new house this week and my husband is out town. I got a little scared so I let my huge german shepherd in and let him lay in the floor at the foot of my bed. I wake up the next morning and cannot move, I look over and my dog is stretched out right up as close as he can get to me, I guess he got scared too!

Awww. Can't doggie sleep in the house every night? They are sad all by themselves.

 

[Wise Old Owl]

Mine have tassels! (sorry folks . . . I just couldn't filter any longer) I will be good . . . I promise!

can ya spin 'em? Spin one clockwise and the other counter-clockwise?

:floorlaugh:


(sorry couldn't help it)

 

[TotallyObsessed]

I don't think we've ever had a Sidebar thread quite like this. Have we?!!!!!!

 

[Melanie]

well at least we're all going for the comfort food today instead of alkehol so maybe that's a good sign Or, maybe we're just all hungover from yesterday!

Mel

 

[grammieto5]

The decision belongs to the lead attorney of the DT. Attorneys decide actions and tactics. Other decisions belong to the client.

Yeah, that would be KC.

 

[TotallyObsessed]

OMG this is soooo funny. Law Clerk just instant messaged me from the courtroom....

"omg i am craving a ham sandwich on white bread w/ lots of mayo!!!"

 

[Novice Seeker]

bbm

did he? I missed that bit of smarm thank goodness, my nerves couldnt take it.

Yeah, that little speech was full spit. Might I suggest a Mimosa for the nerves..:innocent:

 

[BetteDavisEyes]

Judge Perry has done cartwheels, handsprings, somersaults, and practically stood on his head to placate the DT. I hope these attorneys - state, too - realize that they are going to have to seat a jury and get this trial started. Won't help one iota to delay the inevitable. jmo

 

[Lera213]

Wonder if I can add some Grits to the cart before the horse.

 

[darnudes]

OMG - I haven't laughed this hard all week. Tricia's jaw must be on the floor bout now!

LOL

Mel

Bet loves it though lol

jk

 

[Melanie]

per WESH:

We're still at 11 retained jurors. There are 15 remaining in the pool. The state has three peremptory challenges. Defense has one.

 

[100%Agave]

This was one of my dads favorites. That and boiled peanuts.

Me and your dad would get along great. I just had boiled peanuts last night.

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

I don't think we've ever had a Sidebar thread quite like this. Have we?!!!!!!

No. and I'd like to thank the mods for allowing us a little leeway in our levity. I can't tell you how much I needed to laugh.:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[BigMomma]

This guy reminds me SO MUCH of that defense "expert."

Start at 4:40 mark.
:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4&playnext=1&list=PL200F10F2E1C5DE80

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh::banghead: :banghead: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

I LOVE this Movie!:great:

 

[Lera213]

OMG this is soooo funny. Law Clerk just instant messaged me from the courtroom....

"omg i am craving a ham sandwich on white bread w/ lots of mayo!!!"

Text back "How about Grits with lots of butter"

 

[nachomama]

Just a few minutes till we get back to the CART before the HORSE or as I like to call it The Bass Ackward questions.. :maddening::maddening: