All Things Britney Spears Part 1

[Jean]

LOL I had 5 babies. I have carried a child while I drank, ate, brushed my teeth, pee'd, cooked and about everything else. My kids have had stitchs, casts, bumps, bruises and I think I had poisen control on speed dial. They have shaved the dog, dyed the cat green, swallowed about anything that would fit down a kids throat or inserted anything that would fit up a kids nose. I forgot one at daycare, sent a $100 for lunch money instead of a $1.00 bill and once took them to school in my nightgown and got a flat tire infront of the school.
I feed my grandaughter sugar, spoil her rotten and we eat jelly beans and drink chocolate milk in bed while watching really crappy cartoons. Once a week we piant our nails different colors (and i mean 10 different colors) put butterfly tattoos on our faces, dance to Billy Idols "White Wedding, and OMG even go out in public.

And thats just scratching the surface.

I have 5 well adjusted adult children that love their families, their parents and when looking back on their childhoods do so with happiness and humor.

It sounds like a good time at your house!! lol at the things that happened while your children were growing up!

 

[Lauren]

You are amazing Tybee. I guess we all are different. Kudos to you! Man, I have a hard time making dinner. That is awesome that u could do all that. I mean it too.

:blowkiss:

 

[narlacat]

That was funny Tybee
But it doesn't take away from the seriousness of Britney and her lack of parenting skills.
I am truly worried for that baby....she can't even hire the right person to look after him.
She's hopeless and to think she is bringing another one into the world, I shake my head whilst saying 'good grief'.

 

[Lauren]

well maybe things will get better for her. :woohoo:

 

[shopper]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/MonicaJMoore/13lm2.jpg

I know Floh posted this same link already, but just look at how cute that precious baby is. I could just smother him with kisses.

ETA: Okay, smother is probably the wrong word...COVER (those chipmunk cheeks) with kisses!

 

[Floh]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/MonicaJMoore/13lm2.jpg

I know Floh posted this same link already, but just look at how cute that precious baby is. I could just smother him with kisses.

ETA: Okay, smother is probably the wrong word...COVER (those chipmunk cheeks) with kisses!

He really is a lovely little boy -- and i'm not a sucker for babies, as a rule.

 

[Amraann]

OK ...4 kids and 17 years later ...



it seems sooo easy to judge...
It is 2:30 in the am.. I am awake because my little wonderjoy is too.
I just must ask .. step out of your world..
Maybe we do not know what it is to be this person ? How many of us know a camera in our face?
Have you EVER walked a mile in that shoe?

 

[close_enough]

That site : http://www.popbytes.com/ also has a screen shot of the poem and pic from her website yesterday.

I think it was for K-Fed. I'd say they've split, cause it wasn't a lovey dovey mushy poem. It was a "Oh, I've just regained my senses, now I'm dumping you" poem. At least I hope she did! The poem is called "Remembrance of Who I Am"

yep, i saw this & i also believe the poem/tune (whatever it is) is aimed at
Federline....wonder why she took it off her website?...looked like she was flippin 'the finger' in the picture...maybe it was taken off her website because of that?....

 

[close_enough]

I'm sorry, but Britanny is 24 years old and a grown woman. She shouldn't be walking with the baby and carrying a glass with high heels or any other shoes on especially with the confusion and distraction of the press being around. Both hands should be on the baby especially after him suffering a fractured skull. He's not a toddler sitting on her hip safely and knowing how to hang on. His hat falling off is a sign of how hard he fell back. However, I don't think that she is necessarily a bad mom or needing CPS called on her. Maybe Brittany needs a real husband to help her and some privacy away from the media and not worry about her image as a pop star while caring for the kids.

i agree...she knows that everywhere she goes, the press swarms her....most celebrities, that i've seen pics of anyway, always hold their babies in a protective manner...covering/holding their heads with both arms around their little ones, (babies) almost guarding them from the cameras....she really should have left the glass in the limo, imo...why was a glass of water necessary to hold while getting out of the car, knowing the press was all over her??.....i think she's just a tad stupid, & maybe she really can't help it

i understand that us 'normal' mothers could do all kinds of things while holding our babies, but we weren't being smothered by the press at every outing with our babies either.....Britney is, & she knows this....

 

[Floh]

I know this is The Sun, but every now and then they get it spot on.

i'm certainly hoping their speculation is right this time. i only hope so because i believe Britany will be far, far better off without this leech!

a brief catalogue of her strife with life at present:

Is it over for Brit & Kev?

Just this week he hesitated when he was asked on an American radio station if Britney is better in bed than his ex, actress SHAR JACKSON.
He didn’t hesitate because the question was inappropriate — but because he just couldn’t make up his mind.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2006230286,00.html

Frankly, that should have sealed his fate. he's a hurtful tosspot!

i hope he doesn't have a bank card and is busy emptying her accounts while she's back east because he must know the writing is on the wall and it's probably in his blood!

 

[Marthatex]

Well, it isn't Federline being criticized for his parenting skills, and that is hypocritical. HE isn't being seen carrying the baby, HE isn't buckling the child in a car seat or making sure it's in the proper position, HE isn't feeding him in his high chair.

Alot of these near-accidents may be occurring because she's depressed and doesn't have any help. That picture of her crying shows sheer frustration to me; and she doesn't know who to blame.

She needs to start going with that bodyguard.

 

[Floh]

Well, it isn't Federline being criticized for his parenting skills, and that is hypocritical. HE isn't being seen carrying the baby, HE isn't buckling the child in a car seat or making sure it's in the proper position, HE isn't feeding him in his high chair.

Alot of these near-accidents may be occurring because she's depressed and doesn't have any help. That picture of her crying shows sheer frustration to me; and she doesn't know who to blame.

She needs to start going with that bodyguard.

LOL - I thought the bodyguard might be a good bet - unless he is attached with babies!

 

[Lauren]

Well he was pretty good looking. Unless like you say he comes with babies and a Mrs.


As for KSpend, I think Britney should realize she is a single married person. He will never be there for those kids.

She needs to go take a long rest! Get rid of Kfed and find us some fine looking bodyguards to look at if she is on the internet, tv, and magazines! We need something!:croc:

 

[ember]

I think he is a temporary for hire bodyguard. I saw him in a picture 'guarding Christina Aguilera as well. I'll see if I can find it.

Ok , this him, right? And he's guarding Nicloe Richie here, not Xtina
Scroll down, Last pic, bottom right

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/index2/P300/


I think she should hook up with this guy. He looks like a natural at carrying SP. SP looks safe in his arms. Wonder who he is? He's cute! Scroll down, bottom row.
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/index2/P216/

 

[Floh]

I think he is a temporary for hire bodyguard. I saw him in a picture 'guarding Christina Aguilera as well. I'll see if I can find it.

Oh!

he does have a wee but of a 70s moustache - but she could get him to lose that, couldn't she?

aww. now why do i go thinking she can change a man. look what the present one's like because Federslime certainly isn't changing.

nope.

so long as bodyguard has no current attachments, she'll be in safe hands as he's already proved.

i had thought somewhere there would have been a story run about him, actually. but have found nothing as yet. :dance:

 

[ember]

Check out the pics above. I just added the links. It is him, right? If not, it's his twin!

 

[Lauren]

Well Britney can always give him a makeover. I mean look how Kevin turned out.

No, we will have to call in the Pros!!

 

[Floh]

Check out the pics above. I just added the links. It is him, right? If not, it's his twin!

For sure that is he!

scroll down for a bigger pic:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4021/

yes - he'd do!

scroll down for bigger pic:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4109/

 

[ember]

For sure that is he!

scroll down for a bigger pic:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4021/

yes - he'd do!

scroll down for bigger pic:

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/4109/

I gotta give it to the bodyguard...he has great hair! But the 'stash has gotta go!

The other guy is more her age and he's a cutie!

 

[Lauren]

Looks like a Matt Dillon with a stash.

It's gotta go!

BRITNEY WAKE UP GIRL!