Congratulations Mr Tootsie, you have won the round one prizes of ....
An all expenses Friday night in the most popular nightspot on the Gold Coast, the southport watchhouse, and keep your silver boxers on cause on any Friday night it can be standing room only.
Then, after breakfast in bed, you will be personally escorted to your Saturday morning appearance in front of a magistrate who draws the short straw at this afternoons drinks, to work the Sat Morning Sh** Shift. There will be more than just a warm welcome for you here, you will be treated like the VIP you are.
Then you will be whisked away in your personal fibreglass hotbox limousine, for a no windows scenic tour to the fabulous, Arthur Gorrie retreat and resort centre for a long time stay. Here you will be shown to your personal suite, and be able to enjoy the views of all the walls, and revel in the 7 night a week entertainment provided by the resident band, the pschos next door.
But wait...... Yes, during your holiday here there will be special day trips, to the exotic locations of, the Supreme Courts of QLD, and the mystery of the labyrinth of dark cells which lies beneath. Here you will meet new and interesting potential partners, using the in house dating app, whimper.
Congratulations Mr Tootsie, you are this years winner of the most reviled mysoginist, and have joined the ranks of previous winners like GBC and SG who incidentally have gone on the win the grand final prize, a lifetime supply of plain brown tracksuits and thongs.
So are you ready, here we go, the scoreboards are all even, good luck with your elected subject of silence, and here's your first question.
An all expenses Friday night in the most popular nightspot on the Gold Coast, the southport watchhouse, and keep your silver boxers on cause on any Friday night it can be standing room only.
Then, after breakfast in bed, you will be personally escorted to your Saturday morning appearance in front of a magistrate who draws the short straw at this afternoons drinks, to work the Sat Morning Sh** Shift. There will be more than just a warm welcome for you here, you will be treated like the VIP you are.
Then you will be whisked away in your personal fibreglass hotbox limousine, for a no windows scenic tour to the fabulous, Arthur Gorrie retreat and resort centre for a long time stay. Here you will be shown to your personal suite, and be able to enjoy the views of all the walls, and revel in the 7 night a week entertainment provided by the resident band, the pschos next door.
But wait...... Yes, during your holiday here there will be special day trips, to the exotic locations of, the Supreme Courts of QLD, and the mystery of the labyrinth of dark cells which lies beneath. Here you will meet new and interesting potential partners, using the in house dating app, whimper.
Congratulations Mr Tootsie, you are this years winner of the most reviled mysoginist, and have joined the ranks of previous winners like GBC and SG who incidentally have gone on the win the grand final prize, a lifetime supply of plain brown tracksuits and thongs.
So are you ready, here we go, the scoreboards are all even, good luck with your elected subject of silence, and here's your first question.