We'll just have to call these various delays, "dumbasstics," and be done with it....
Let's see:
toothache
possible appendicitis
bad knee
heart palpitations
shortness of breath
diarrhea
hair is falling out
swollen tongue - can't talk
leg pains - cant walk
eye pain - can't see
earache - can't hear
numbness - can't feel
bad cold - can't smell
:floorlaugh:
Not to mention the likelihood of him coming down with the cooties, heebie jeebies and dreaded C.R.S. (Can't Remember S***) :facepalm: