LOL. And no matter how much she either cut out or tidied up, by the time she finished "editing" the book would be twice as long, less logical, and far less precise.
She could add a simple line to each of his ethical violations concerning her that would serve her need for edification nicely:
"Working with Ms. Arias each day was like being presented with a breakfast prepared from the contents of the city dump and the local sewage treatment plant.
But other than that, I like her a lot."
"She often acted like a petulant, spoiled 5 year old child during our meetings, consuming the entire time allotted to our meeting screaming and crying and throwing a tantrum because she had failed to recognize my superior legal knowledge and the fundamental awesomeness of my brilliant legal maneuverings.
But other than that, I like her a lot."
"Visiting Yreka was like visiting a large truckstop. Even the Starbucks was dirty. For a long time after that I would refer to Ms. Arias as 'Truckstop Jodi'.
But other than that, I like her a lot."