Closing arguments- thread #174

[Clue Finder 55]

What pre school student wrote this closing argument--none of what he's saying makes sense.

 

[Sunny_In_AZ]

JM should have objected. Facts not in evidence. Darryl never said they took gas cans on their trips, Jodi said it.

 

[makayla]

this is not exactly a riveting closing, is it?

 

[janesdean]

Today is obviously one of the 9 out of 10 days for Nurmi LOL

 

[sysmanager1963]

Anyone want to place a bet on how long it takes for the fake tears to appear?

No coloring books today!!!:jail:

 

[Tulessa]

WAT said that juror #8 was in the court room sitting where tri-color sat. Does anyone know where she sat? Was it behind ja's mom nearer to the wall?

He is sitting in front of JVM against the wall. Yep.

 

[Karraster]

Is Nurmi trying to convict her????

I just said that. :floorlaugh::floorlaugh: Sure seems that way.

 

[nightwatch]

nurmi get off the gas cans you look foolish! she lied about them.

 

[Maryann123]

Nurmi thinks this jury is stupid.

They know that she WANTED to leave a paper trail. A trail right to UTAH, and not Arizona.

Nurmi is mischaracterizing what the state said about her 'mission.'

Bingo! Alibi, alibi, alibi.

 

[SyraKelly]

just read that juror 8 is in the courtroom....

I could swear I saw him yesterday to..

 

[Pink Panther]

OMG Did he just say you can buy a gas can and no one would be the wise?

LOLZ!

 

[elementary]

OH MY, now Jodi isn't writing anymore! All of a sudden, she's so interested! She's all eyes and ears, and hawking the jury. She's just so interested now. Will she fake a few tears today towards the jury in a last ditch effort when Nurmi talks about what a monster Travis was? SHE MAKES ME SICK.

The virtuous, innocent woman is back. She loves the burnishing of her reputation. She's like a vampire. THIS is her life's blood. Nurmi is her prince.

 

[Kamille]

Can't have a covert mission when you're off the radar for 3 days or so Nurmi.

 

[KarmicLaw]

OMG, Nurmi is helping Juan! Is he doing this so he can hand JA an appealable verdict. This is incompetent closing, counsel!

 

[jbaxter68]

Is Nurmi trying to convict her????

Probably not, but he damn sure does not like her. At least 9 out of 10 days according to his own words a few minutes ago!

 

[ParrotGal]

Jodi should have astral projected to Mesa. I'm POSITIVE she could have done it.

Who else feels like they are listening to the laziest, most disjointed closing argument ever?

 

[krisskross]

Wonder how many times he'll say "doesn't make sense or "three hole wonder" today. :facepalm: Smelling salts anyone?

 

[kscornfed]

okay, so this is Nurmi's closing argument:

she's too smart to have done all these stupid things.

that's it.

SHE'S STUPID, NURMI!!!!!!! she may THINK she's einstein, but she's STUPID!

 

[DairyGirl]

At least he is making Juan's job real easy to rebut what he is saying. He will make mincemeat out of the DT's closing in seconds.

 

[Venom]

Who takes a road trip to visit 2 ex boyfriends, and an ex's sister???
Seriously, Nurmi just showed the cray cray there.