Subtitle: "Everyone Owes Me an Apology for Noticing I Killed My Stepson"
Excuses for the tissue stuffing, as narrated by LS for the imaginary book:
- I was trying to gather DNA evidence from Eguardo and Quincy myself
- Police vindictively gave me too much water during the interview, so I peed myself
- Those weren't tissues, they were my police interview notes describing rapist #3, "Chuy"
And the classic Letecia excuse, where she accidentally incriminates herself further: "Those internet detective types think my DNA was on the tissues from crying, and I was trying to keep police from obtaining my DNA... but they're wrong, because I haven't shed a single actual tear!"