Thinking about the candle thing, because of reasons.
I just got up from a sound, long sleep to a house that smelled like an ashtray, really strongly. None of us smoke. Our neighbour does, heavily, and it's not unusual for us to have to shut the back door when he's having his smoko. Another neighbour has what we assume is a charcoal or wood fired barbeque with a smoker attached, we regularly get dinner envy when they use it. And it's just got cool enough for heating, so folks are starting to use their combustion heaters on the cooler nights. So I thought the wind was just blowing from the wrong direction, pushing the smoke into our home, and went to tell mum I'd shut the back door.
Nope, the smoke smell was from INSIDE. She had put a sausage (presumably from her trip to the Easter show yesterday, like a State fair) in the microwave to reheat while she went to feed the pets. It was wrapped in some kind of paper, and predictably, it lit on fire. No smoke alarms went off. Everything stinks of smoke. I've scrubbed out the microwave and have all the doors open.
So, my point is, if the fire - and specifically the smoke - were as extensive as LS claims, how the heck did she get the smell out before police attended? I'm baffled. I just know that the microwave at least is going to stink for months, as it did after the great popcorn debacle with my oldest nephew. But all the police smelt at her home was 'pleasant, like coconut' and 'bleach'. Why not 'smoke' and 'melted plastic'?
MOO