I just received a delivery from Amazon. What did I do after opening it ? Sprayed the box and box cutter with Lysol, washed my hands, wiped down the counter with disinfection wipes.
This is nuts!
Procedure for opening Amazon delivery:
1. Blow airhorn to alert neighbors to immediately shelter indoors.
2. Don Hazmat suit, double glove.
3. As you spray Lysol, quickly open front door.
4. Blow airohorn again as final warning.
5. Approach box and assure no living creature, other than yourself, is within a 6 foot perimeter
6. Spray box with Lysol, then bleach. Wait 3 minutes.
7. Using a dull plastic disposable knife, carefully cut tape.
8. Open package lid away from you and using a hand mirror, peek into the contents.
9. If this is your order, pick up with barbeque tongs and spray with Lysol/bleach.
10. Wait 3 minutes.
11. Bring item indoors, LEAVE BOX ON PORCH and soak in the tub of bleach you have there for that purpose.
12. 2 quick toots on airhorn to alert neighbors coast is clear.
13, Remove Hazmat suit
14. Take shot of fortifying imbibable liquid you have at hand for "internal sanitation: