GordianKnot
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Good morning to all from West Texas.... Announcement - For the first time since this Virus stuff started I was able to buy at my local HEB, a 1# bag of carrots and a 12 pack of some "off brand" of toilet paper. I gave Mrs.22 the carrots immediately. I am saving the package of toilet paper to give her as a 30th Wedding Anniversary present on our upcoming May 19th Anniversary occasion.......Yall stay safe today......Front yard work awaits me, but first a little more coffee......mr.romancetrophyhusbandcody22....moo
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Ha! Who says romance is dead?!
You're definitely breaking with tradition this year, code.
I believe pearls are actually the traditional 30th wedding anniversary gift.
It's the 1st anniversary where you're supposed to gift each other with toilet paper.
I guess if you want to try to pull this off with the missus, though, you could always explain to her that you still feel as giddy as a newlywed, so you bought her paper products. Throw in some stuff about her still giving you sweaty palms and making your heart go pitter-patter.
On second thoughts, don't mention the the sweaty palms and racing heart rate.
Mrs. 22 would probably conclude that you have the Wuhan virus, quarantine you to the guest room, and,
"Poof!" There goes your anniversary celebration.
JMO.