Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

[spamelope]

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.—Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.


Read more: http://www.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_14769788#ixzz0jNk1mXlK

 

[passionflower]

To funny! Get the guy to AA quick!

 

[CarrieBean]

LOL! You know it's time to quit drinking when...

 

[summer_breeze]

I'm wiping off my monitor now, snorted soda through the nose.....

Oh my....

 

[PorcineGranny]

Yes, this was the funniest article I have read in awhile. Sucks to be that man!!!

 

[BeanE]

* exits thread quickly *

 

[Paintr]

How many people can truthfully say 'I was sooooo drunk that I kissed a possum'? ROTFLMAO! This man is one of a kind. If he ever plays the game 'I never', he'd certainly be a hit!


Wonder if that police car had a dash camera? Bet there are Staties somewhere, watching and falling off their chairs laughing. :dance:

 

[mimimama5]

EWWW! and I'm an animal lover. I do admit being creeped out by oppossums, but a "dead for awhile oppposum" ewww, I just couldnt imagine putting my lips anywhere near one....apparently I don't drink nearly enough.

 

[swanniee11]

Maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil and wanted 6 more weeks of winter. lol...

 

[Linda7NJ]

Atleast his heart was in the right place

 

[WhyaDuck?]

ew. I hope he got some mouthwash afterwards.

 

[gibby207]

Just a lil Muscrat Love....

 

[oh_gal]

Bless his inebriated little heart.

 

[songline]

Atleast his heart was in the right place

But where was his mind, & his mouth? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:'

But the article said the cops could not locate a number for this man Wolfe.
So it was all just things that people told them...hearsay.
Maybe this poor friendly drunk did no such thing.

 

[Steely Dan]

I don't drink a lot but if I ever woke up the next day from being drunk and people told me I french kissed a dead opossum I think I'd check myself into rehab, just sayin.

 

[opme]

Geez that gives new meaning to the term beer goggles.. lol I am sorry but that guy must have seriously been drunk to consider doing this to a live possum let alone one thats been dead a while.. they are not cute animals to begin with...

 

[pip]

I bet he went home, stumbled into bed and gave his wife a big drunk sloppy kiss. Then again, do you reckon men that resuscitate dead possums have wives? :waitasec:

 

[Steely Dan]

I bet he went home, stumbled into bed and gave his wife a big drunk sloppy kiss. Then again, do you reckon men that resuscitate dead possums have wives? :waitasec:

I'm guessin no. :snooty:

 

[2sisters]

Geez that gives new meaning to the term beer goggles.. lol I am sorry but that guy must have seriously been drunk to consider doing this to a live possum let alone one thats been dead a while.. they are not cute animals to begin with...

That's what I was thinking. Possums are nasty animals.

 

[theforgotten]

Wow, this is too funnyand gross! I guess this means he finally fit rock bottom and maybe will give up drinking.