Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

[Donjeta]

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

What was he doing wandering along a highway? Did he drive there and thought he hit something?

 

[WhyaDuck?]

It's likely a very good thing the possum was actually dead - giving mouth to mouth to a live possum, especially an injured one, would lose you some lips. Those things are damn fierce.

 

[Steely Dan]

It's likely a very good thing the possum was actually dead - giving mouth to mouth to a live possum, especially an injured one, would lose you some lips. Those things are damn fierce.

And you know kissing an opossum is a bad idea, how? :waitasec:

 

[fmw63]

pucker up...

 

[WhyaDuck?]

And you know kissing an opossum is a bad idea, how? :waitasec:

College inspires some very strange events. Better not to inquire further.

 

[gogrannypop]

I told uncle Earl to stop doing that. He never listens.

 

[Paintr]

I told uncle Earl to stop doing that. He never listens.

:rolling::rolling::rolling: Great comment!