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A column by comedian Ricardo Araujo Pereira, in Visao, September 13, 2007:
Like a strength that nobody can stop
Ive been following with a great deal of interest and emotion the Portugal-England [match].
Maybe the reader is now finding it difficult, given the fact that the country is involved in so many sports challenges, to discover which one we are disputing with the English. Im talking about the championship of missing children. At the moment, the challenge is at its peak, and the supporters are, as it is usual to say, a show within the show. We yell from here: As-sas-sins! As-sas-sins! They yell back: In-com-pe-tents! In-com-pe-tents! Then we shout: Pee-Jay! Pee-Jay! And they chant: McCanns, youll never walk alone! It causes goosebumps.
For anyone who has failed to follow the competition since the beginning, I have been gathering clippings from the national and the British press, which allow us to follow the evolution of the dispute. Here they are:
Portuguese press: An alleged girl, allegedly English, who was spending an alleged holiday in the alleged Algarve, allegedly disappeared from the alleged hotel where she was allegedly staying.
English press: A British citizen, beautiful like an angel, was abducted in the Algarve today. Five minutes after the crime, the Portuguese police still didnt know the kidnappers identity, which probably are in great number and of Arabic origin.
Portuguese press: The British couple whose child disappeared in Portimao was heard by the Judiciaria today. The English had a sad, tearful face, which is proper for someone who is guilty of something.
English press: The Portuguese police interrogated the McCanns today, instead of going out into the terrain to search for the perpetrators. As usual with citizens in the Third World, they prefer less tiresome activities over the ones that really involve working.
Portuguese press: Although its obvious the parents are no good, the prestigious Policia Judiciaria (considered to be one of the worlds best) is still searching selflessly for the kidnappers of the English girl, when they would do better to use their time searching equally missing Portuguese children. Wed like to remind you that in the latest confrontations between Portugal and England in international football competitions, Portugal always won.
British press: The McCanns returned to civilization today, coming from Portugal, where they have been made arguidos by the authorities of that African country. Wait a second, Ive just checked the map and it seems that Portugal is in Europe. But barely so.
Portuguese press: Kate and Gerry McCann, the couple from the United Kingdom, which is also home to Jack, the Ripper (an assassin that, by the way, the British police has so far failed to catch), have sheltered themselves in their country, where they possess a hiding-place in the Leicester area.
And this is the moment were at.