GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY THREAD TUESDAY, JANUARY 13TH, 2026
Weird History – January 13
1547 – England gets its first book ban (kind of)
King Henry VIII
banned certain religious books…
after he had already authorized many of them. Classic Henry: approve it, regret it, punish everyone.
1842 – Dr. William Brydon becomes the “sole survivor”
After a disastrous British retreat from Kabul, Dr. Brydon staggered into Jalalabad on a dying horse. He was believed to be the
only survivor of a 16,000-person force.
Later discovered: a few captives survived — but at the time, this traumatized the British Empire.
1898 – Émile Zola is convicted for telling the truth
French author Émile Zola was found guilty of libel for exposing government corruption in the
Dreyfus Affair.
His crime? Publishing
facts.
His punishment? Prison or exile.
1920 – New York City requires permits for public laughter (briefly proposed)
A city council proposal attempted to regulate “excessive noise,” including
loud laughter in public places.
Thankfully, it didn’t last.
1930 – Mickey Mouse makes his comic-strip debut
Mickey had already been animated, but January 13 marked his first appearance in
newspaper comics, launching him into full global domination.
1964 – Surgeon General warns cigarettes may kill you
The first official U.S. Surgeon General’s report linking smoking to cancer is released.
Tobacco companies:
“We dispute this.”
Science:
“No, you don’t.”
1982 – A plane crashes… and people survive being blown into the Potomac
Air Florida Flight 90 crashed into Washington, D.C.’s icy Potomac River.

One man repeatedly passed a rescue line to others instead of saving himself — and died.
His identity was unknown for decades.
1999 – Michael Jordan announces his retirement (again)
This was
retirement #2.
Spoiler: it didn’t stick.
2012 – The Costa Concordia cruise ship disaster
A massive luxury cruise ship struck rocks off Italy after the captain allegedly did a “salute” maneuver near shore.
The ship partially capsized.
The captain abandoned ship early and was later convicted.
Bonus Weirdness
- January 13 has an unusually high number of maritime disasters
- Several famous “truth tellers” were punished on this day
- Multiple “this is the end” moments… that absolutely were not the end