Jodi Arias TAKES THE STAND #32 *may contain graphic and adult content*

[lil_buddy]

she faked it twice?

 

[GobBluth]

Seriously, is anyone else here laughing?

Yesterday, I wasn't. That tape KILLED her, perhaps literally.

 

[Callisto]

OMG she "requires 2 hands" to orgasm while masturbating... she didn't even flinch uttering that intimate detail out to a court room of people! What in the world...

 

[Tulessa]

You guys called this one!! :floorlaugh:


TwitterMichael Kiefer @michaelbkiefer

Arias says that the orgasm noises she made during the phone sex tape were faked. "This is so embarrassing."

 

[TigerBalm]

:waitasec: Since when did masturbating require two hands???

 

[epiphany]

Travis thrived on compliments.

I was faking the orgasms on the tape.

lol

Because she wanted him to be turned on, to like it.
And also, because masturbation requires both hands.
He was mean to me during this time. But...
He was nice when he wanted phone sex.

 

[katydid23]

I faked it because masterbating requires both hands.


:floorlaugh:

 

[ILikeToBendPages]

She has to use both hands masturbating? This is sick.

 

[Linda From New York]

Dear Jodi,

lease: Shut Up with your bull!

 

[StephanieHartPI]

both hands? Lord have mercy. Get a toy girl.

 

[Steely Dan]

How is your sauce looking? Enjoy!:seeya:

Just about all of the grape tomatoes have popped. I'm waiting for them all to pop before I let it cool and then freeze some and eat some later. I taste tested it and it's pretty good. :thumb:

 

[perfectvirgo]

It's a two-hand job is it JA? Heard of speakerphone!

 

[Tulessa]

TwitterMichael Kiefer @michaelbkiefer

One reason why she faked it: She was on the phone and "Masturbating requires both hands."

 

[LunaticFringe]

I truly believed that Casey Anthony was the Queen of Lying.I am now retracting that.Jodi Arias wears that crown.

 

[bobloblaw]

He was gonna stick a chicken up her ...? :floorlaugh:

 

[PrincessSezMe]

What would they do with the seven dwarfs?

LoL the seven dwarfs are doing this :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

 

[Boodles]

travis trived on complements?????? pot calling kettle

To be fair, Mimi said this also.

ETA: SORRY, I meant Lisa, not Mimi.

 

[SoBeCzar]

She just explained how she uses both hands to masturbate. She has no shame at all. She is not embarrassed by any of this.

 

[CUCKOOHEAD]

Other people/things offended by Jodi Arias...

Hans Christian Anderson and the Brothers Grimm

 

[Tulessa]

Michael Kiefer @michaelbkiefer

Arias said she would go along with Alexander's desires because "He would turn into Mr. Hyde."