tipper
Former Member
Fixing that window would have taken about an hour, maybe an hour and a half if he ran into some problem.why_nutt said:That is right. People, and specifically Patsy, use the phrase "fix the window" as if it was something that could be done by just waving one's hands at the broken pane and willing it to be fixed. But reality intrudes. A broken window is not like a broken cup; you cannot just get a tube of glue and stick the pieces together, or find a screwdriver and screws or a hammer and nails and bang it all back into one piece. To fix the pane, the window would have to have been removed from the frame, which would mean taking it off its hinges. How were the hinges attached? Nails? Screws? If screws, then were they flathead screws or phillips head? If you only have a phillips-head screwdriver, you are not necessarily going to get anywhere trying to remove a flathead screw, and if nails were used, a screwdriver is useless when you really need a hammer. Was the hinge painted over? If so, this would mean scraping away the paint around the nails or screws and the hinge plate itself. Was there an appropriate scraper in the Ramsey toolbox, or would the person doing the fixing have to bring their own?
So, let us suppose the window is now off and ready to have the glass removed. Oh, wait. One cannot just break the remaining glass, remove it, and put in a new pane. Oh, and wait some more. Panes do not come in just one universal size. So what has to be done now? The remaining glass in the pane has to be removed carefully so that a replacement can be laid in place. This requires scraping out the old glazing compound and removing the old glazing points, the small metal pieces that are embedded in the wood and hold the glass. Is there a putty tool or a glazier's tool around to use? How about some needle-nosed pliers to remove the glazier's points? These items are not normally part of the cleaning maid's kit.
Let us say that somehow, magically, the glazing compound has been scraped away, the glazier's points removed. Time to get out the bottle of linseed oil or paint primer (to keep the cleaned wood from soaking up the oil in the new glazing compound) from the old purse. Hmm? What is that? Housemaids never normally carry paint primer or linseed oil around like it was hand sanitizer? For shame.
Has anybody produced a glass cutter to make that cut-to-size pane of glass yet? The window is not going to cut its own glass, you know.
Somehow, magically, a properly-sized pane appears. It is laid into the wooden frame. New glazing points, which, by the way, nobody yet has obtained, are laid around the edge and pushed into the wooden frame to hold the glass in place. Then the fresh glazing compound, which, by the way, nobody has also yet obtained, is rolled into a thin string and pushed into the frame. Clean everything up and collect a check from the Ramseys.
I think this is not such a viable scenario.
When we restored our Victorian house in NH I redid 35+ large double hung sash windows. Some needed new glass, some I was able to salvage the wonderful old glass. It's not rocket science.