LA Attorney can't get his story straight

[JustJax]

Is this what is known as a RE-DO?? :floorlaugh:

In a back-wards kinda way.........:whistle:

 

[Truthwillsetufree]

Is this what is known as a RE-DO?? :floorlaugh:

Bet he wants a Mulligan!

 

[newuser]

It took them a week to come up with "it's a psychic"???

Geez, I thought the spin would be better than that!

 

[BellaPhia]

Sounds like Luka has been sipping the BAEZ kool-aide.......or at least they attended the same school of law!

 

[MOMto5]

Lol, good grief. Does he not realize there are no "take-backies" when you are being interviewed by the media. This whole case is so bizarre. I pray that LE is able to muddle through the craziness and take em all down.

 

[Meemom]

Ah but he is ready for the "Not Ready for Prime Time Players" of SNL.
:slap:

I think he may have been auditioning....lol...whole thing is like a bad "Who's on First?" skit!:crazy:

 

[LeLe1953]

It took them a week to come up with "it's a psychic"???

Geez, I thought the spin would be better than that!

:waitasec: One fall day, a lonely PI decided to take a walk thru the Anthony neighborhood. He had been having vivid dreams for the past several nights. He kept seeing yellow flowers & out of the blue, saw a german shepard pee.
He pondered as we walked & walked. He KNEW this dream had a ring of familarity to it. He just couldn't put his finger on it..........yellow flowers, a german shepard peeing. Not being able to take it any longer, he whipped out his trusty black jack. Actually it was more a lucky black jack as his lucked had turned around after finding this black jack. All of the sudden, with this find, he was thrust into the middle of a high profile case. He could see it now, Good Morning America, DateLine, flown here & there, treated like a star. Oh, wait, back to the phone. He finally decides to call his good buddy Hoov, run all this past him. It had to mean something, didnt it. I mean who dreams of german shepard s peeing.............pooping maybe if you have ever had one poop in your slipper, but peeing? In distress, he tell s
Hoov about these strange dreams, these odd feelings. All of the sudden, a german shepard runs up, pees right on his shoe! That's it he shouts, that's it. He has his bud Hoov run right down with the camera & the rest is history. Nothing more than yellow flowers where the german shepard pees.

 

[Meemom]

Makes you think of the "Whose on First story". Maybe he should stay in his office.

Whoops! LOL, saw your post after I posted...(great minds and all that...lol)

 

[LeLe1953]

Lol, good grief. Does he not realize there are no "take-backies" when you are being interviewed by the media. This whole case is so bizarre. I pray that LE is able to muddle through the craziness and take em all down.

Anything would have been better than what he said. For crying out loud, if stumped he should have just said "excuse me Kathy, I have to take a dump, be right back with ya on that. "

Somebody tell him I charged 150.00 an hr for my wisdom & quick come backs.

 

[Laece]

Bet he wants a Mulligan!

i was so just going to say that!!! lol.

bet he wishes mulligans counted even when already in print...

 

[impatientredhead]

Anything would have been better than what he said. For crying out loud, if stumped he should have just said "excuse me Kathy, I have to take a dump, be right back with ya on that. "

Somebody tell him I charged 150.00 an hr for my wisdom & quick come backs.

"I am not at liberty to discuss those details at this time."

But I really want to be on TV, so my client be damned.

 

[Meemom]

What the heck is this suppose to mean?

KB: Is it Lee on the Phone?

Luka:Asfar as I KNOW, as far as my client is concerned,it's not him on the phone on
Novemeber 15th,2008. hmmm...lawyer speak,I guess (no offense to any att.)

KB:Could it be somebody who Lee spoke with who went to DC and provided information?

Luka:In the realm of speculation, it could have been anyone. Specultaion..YA THINK?

Immunity???

(Bolded by me)

So as far as Luka knows, as far as LA is concerned, it's not he himself on the phone ...??? Is English a 3rd or 4th language for these people ? Did KC/CA teach everyone how to speak in their "backwards" kind of way? How about - "No, its not my client."

 

[Indianagirl]

:clap: Probably a good idea. I hear jb only has one client.

hahahaahah!!!

 

[DuchessJules22]

Wow, an attorney that makes Baez look eloquent and well spoken. Just when I thought nothing in this case could surprise me

LOL! You crack me up!

 

[taysmommy]

Did any of you have Dr. Suess Green Eggs and Ham pop into your head while reading Luka's statement?

 

[Indigo]

I'm beginning to think the Defense is setting LA up as reasonable doubt, with his blessings.

 

[cajun]

I think he may have been auditioning....lol...whole thing is like a bad "Who's on First?" skit!:crazy:

hahaha, I just now said to myself..Self, this sounds like an Abbott and Costello movie and them doing "who's on first?":crazy:

 

[LEFT-COASTER]

Did any of you have Dr. Suess Green Eggs and Ham pop into your head while reading Luka's statement?

Raises Hand .. I did i did.
and one fish two fish read fish blue fish.

One tape two tape, red tape blue tape.
lol
that and I was wondering if they all are grads of the 3 stooges school of law.

 

[darcedarce]

Foot in mouth!

 

[SuziQ]

Did any of you have Dr. Suess Green Eggs and Ham pop into your head while reading Luka's statement?

Yep......

"Well, I take that back. I did not see it. Did I see it? No, I did not see that video. I take that back. That was not the video I saw," he said.