Man Stabbed In Scrotum With Hypodermic Needle

[Steely Dan]

Sorry...haven’t checked back in a while.

It started as a dare and ended with severe bruising. I was egging him on and the one who issued the dare. He was 13 and I was 12. I had to run back to the house and tell my aunt and uncle that he got stuck on the milking nozzle and we couldn’t get the suction to release. My uncle thought it was hilarious. My aunt was upset that he had pulled his pants down in front of a girl cousin. They were not at all sympathetic to his pain but we both had to sterilize all the equipment (milking equipment, that is).

:Banane06:

OMG!! That's blackmail quality!

 

[Emma Peel]

O/T but just about every woman I see crosses her legs when she sees me. :sigh:

except me.

because I do this :slapfight: when I see you do that ^

:great:

(yersobaaayaaad)

 

[Steely Dan]

except me.

because I do this :slapfight: when I see you do that ^

:great:

(yersobaaayaaad)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdRViFCvvUo&ob=av2e"]Tom Petty - Yer So Bad - YouTube[/ame]

 

[marycarney]

sorry...haven’t checked back in a while.

It started as a dare and ended with severe bruising. I was egging him on and the one who issued the dare. He was 13 and i was 12. I had to run back to the house and tell my aunt and uncle that he got stuck on the milking nozzle and we couldn’t get the suction to release. My uncle thought it was hilarious. My aunt was upset that he had pulled his pants down in front of a girl cousin. They were not at all sympathetic to his pain but we both had to sterilize all the equipment (milking equipment, that is).

:banane06:

hall of fame

 

[MagicRose99]

My son was about 8 years old when he was in soccer. The coach caught him climbing the goal posts and yelled for him to get down... on the way down... well, you know those little hooks they connect the net to on the goal post? Well... he slid right down on it... snagging his scrotum! (guys at this point in the story, cross their legs LOL!)

It wasn't until we were in the car that he told me he hurt... I said I couldn't look at that moment, wait until we got home. We got home and he right away starts pulling his pants, undies and all right down and I gasped! I could actually see inside the darned thing!

We went to the emergency clinic and they took him right in - didn't make us wait one darned second! Just escorted us right back to the treatment room, right past all those that had been waiting hours! They stitched him up and then referred us to a specialist to make sure no permanent damage had been done. Hopefully not, but, long term... we don't know if it'll hinder his making babies - just gotta keep our fingers crossed! He's almost 30 now, so you gotta know he's OK!

Ok, that's my "make a guy squirm" story... LMAO!!!

 

[Steely Dan]

My son was about 8 years old when he was in soccer. The coach caught him climbing the goal posts and yelled for him to get down... on the way down... well, you know those little hooks they connect the net to on the goal post? Well... he slid right down on it... snagging his scrotum! (guys at this point in the story, cross their legs LOL!)

It wasn't until we were in the car that he told me he hurt... I said I couldn't look at that moment, wait until we got home. We got home and he right away starts pulling his pants, undies and all right down and I gasped! I could actually see inside the darned thing!

We went to the emergency clinic and they took him right in - didn't make us wait one darned second! Just escorted us right back to the treatment room, right past all those that had been waiting hours! They stitched him up and then referred us to a specialist to make sure no permanent damage had been done. Hopefully not, but, long term... we don't know if it'll hinder his making babies - just gotta keep our fingers crossed! He's almost 30 now, so you gotta know he's OK!

Ok, that's my "make a guy squirm" story... LMAO!!!

You're a sick, sick person!!!

http://darwinawards.com/slush/200705/pending20070524-233119.html

 

[HMSHood]

Next on The Violence Channel! An all new OW! My Balls!

 

[MagicRose99]

you're a sick, sick person!!!

http://darwinawards.com/slush/200705/pending20070524-233119.html

bwwwaaaaaaa!!!!!​