Mayor Resigns, Claims Abduction By Satan Worshippers

[tezi]

Those pesky satanists! Back at it again.
The mayor didn't get the memo about blaming the satanists went out of style in the 90's!

All sorts of crazy!

OMG Pixies! You have me ROFL! Those pesky satanists!!! Obviously SP and MG didn't get the memo either!!!!

Thank you for the laugh, I needed to laugh today!!!!!:dance:

 

[Elphaba]

Maybe he figured since a canoe accident fake death was already taken, this year, he would go for the Satanist abduction story. These things comes in 3's... odds are, the next jack*ss to try to explain their disappearance and mysterious re-emergence will use... alien abduction. *nods*