Mob beats penis thief to death

[Casshew]

[font=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government official to death after he was accused of causing a man's penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.[/font]

[font=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica] Jibril Na-Allah, a local council official from northern Kano State, died on Monday from his injuries in a hospital in the northeastern city of Maiduguri, a police spokesman said.[/font]

[font=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica] Na-Allah had travelled to Maiduguri to attend a two-day workshop, and was asking for directions to a restaurant when he was attacked along with his three companions.[/font]

[font=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica] As they were talking, one of the mob suddenly claimed to have lost his penis and accused Na-Allah and his companions of being responsible — providing an excuse to attack the men, police said.
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http://iafrica.com/loveandsex/news/350338.htm

 

[kgeaux]

Hmm. Wonder if the guy ever found it?

 

[Casshew]

I will watch for an update!

 

[Casshew]

Yeah, see if anything pops up.

Ohhhhhhhh adnoid ...

 

[Hugh]

Casshew, I say again there appears to be a little bit of a theme here. I wince every time I open the thread and find myself clutching involuntarily at the particular body part in question, my secretary will be filing charges soon as I am sure she thinks I am a weirdo.

 

[Casshew]

every time I open the thread and find myself clutching involuntarily at the particular body part in question

You'll go blind :slap:

 

[VespaElf]

I read this as "Mob beats man with penis to death" :doh:


Thatd be something quite different wouldnt it?

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Well maybe they should take a closer look. It might still be there. What's the temperature where they are? Maybe he's just cold.

 

[Casshew]

Nigeria is Africa

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Nigeria is Africa

:waitasec: Well maybe its just shrinkage. :silenced:

 

[Mabel]

Does anyone know exactly how one goes about making a penis disappear? There are a few men from my past that I'd like to try this on.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Two words - Lorena Bobbit.

 

[Marine Mom]

Remember telling a small child "I got your nose" and then showing them your thumb between two fingers?

Hmmm..."Hey man, I got your winkie."

 

[Hugh]

Just laugh when a man drops his underwear, that will do it every time...oh apparently.

 

[Jeana (DP)]

Just laugh when a man drops his underwear, that will do it every time...oh apparently.

I don't recommend this for married women.