Mugshot Mania

[Donjeta]

This enterprising gentleman thought that he could get away with giving a false name to the police...

...all the while having his real name tattooed on his forearm.

http://main.aol.com/2012/04/04/dylan-edward-contreras-19_n_1405926.html

 

[Steely Dan]

This enterprising gentleman thought that he could get away with giving a false name to the police...

...all the while having his real name tattooed on his forearm.

http://main.aol.com/2012/04/04/dylan-edward-contreras-19_n_1405926.html

:doh: :laughcry:

 

[Donjeta]

The long lost twin brother of the half-haircut guy got arrested for assaulting a woman who didn't like the way he slapped her butt. (He is aptly using the moniker J Charm.) His hairstyle is apparently on purpose, though.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_15.php
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/half-bearded_man_assaults_woma.php

 

[Steely Dan]

The long lost twin brother of the half-haircut guy got arrested for assaulting a woman who didn't like the way he slapped her butt. (He is aptly using the moniker J Charm.) His hairstyle is apparently on purpose, though.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_15.php
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/05/half-bearded_man_assaults_woma.php

 

[Donjeta]

He's confusing for the witnesses.
"It was a curly haired fellow with a couple of days worth of stubble".
"No, it was a bearded guy with very short hair."

 

[Donjeta]

Cause I'm a Rules girl, and here are the Rules.

Rule 1: If you really like a girl you could try to ask her for a date.

Rule 2. If you ask her for a date, you probably shouldn't rob her first. (It might give her a negative first impression of you, and, she can't go Dutch if you take her money.)

Rule 3. If you already ignored Rule 2, try to avoid assaulting the girl and her mom because it gives everybody a negative first impression of you.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/03/02/alleged-robber-calls-victim-for-a-date/

 

[Steely Dan]

Cause I'm a Rules girl, and here are the Rules.

Rule 1: If you really like a girl you could try to ask her for a date.

Rule 2. If you ask her for a date, you probably shouldn't rob her first. (It might give her a negative first impression of you, and, she can't go Dutch if you take her money.)

Rule 3. If you already ignored Rule 2, try to avoid assaulting the girl and her mom because it gives everybody a negative first impression of you.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2012/03/02/alleged-robber-calls-victim-for-a-date/

Wow, that's the definition of complete idiocy.

 

[Donjeta]

These four young entrepreneurs were arrested on charges of burglary after one of them returned to the crime scene to look for her keys.
http://www.wwltv.com/home/Police-Ho...eturns-to-crime-scene-for-keys-157585685.html

Edit: i don't know why the image embedding doesn't work, maybe it's the asterisk in the URL. You can see them at the link.

 

[Steely Dan]

These four young entrepreneurs were arrested on charges of burglary after one of them returned to the crime scene to look for her keys.
http://www.wwltv.com/home/Police-Ho...eturns-to-crime-scene-for-keys-157585685.html

Edit: i don't know why the image embedding doesn't work, maybe it's the asterisk in the URL. You can see them at the link.

Wow! That's bizarre. They look like all American kids. :waitasec:

 

[Donjeta]

More body art:

I hope this mugshot will sober him up.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/marked-man-mug-shot-869523

 

[Steely Dan]

More body art:

I hope this mugshot will sober him up.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/marked-man-mug-shot-869523

You call that art?

 

[AWOLNATION]

More body art:

I hope this mugshot will sober him up.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/marked-man-mug-shot-869523

Classy with a capital C

 

[daisy7]

A 400-pound woman was arrested Wednesday afternoon after being found by police sitting in the buff on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale, police said.

(snip)

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/lo...dity-fort-lauderdale-20120621,0,4198477.story

It wouldn't let me copy the mugshot, but it's at the link.

 

[Steely Dan]

A 400-pound woman was arrested Wednesday afternoon after being found by police sitting in the buff on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale, police said.

(snip)

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/lo...dity-fort-lauderdale-20120621,0,4198477.story

It wouldn't let me copy the mugshot, but it's at the link.

That strikes me as just a very sad case.

 

[DairyGirl]

Not sure if this is the right place to put this but I thought it was appropriate.

 

[Steely Dan]

Not sure if this is the right place to put this but I thought it was appropriate.

:laughcry:

 

[AWOLNATION]

A 400-pound woman was arrested Wednesday afternoon after being found by police sitting in the buff on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale, police said.

(snip)

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/lo...dity-fort-lauderdale-20120621,0,4198477.story

It wouldn't let me copy the mugshot, but it's at the link.

 

[daisy7]

A Central Florida man suspected of drunk driving smashed his face and spit blood at deputies after they used a stun gun on him, according to authorities.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies said they eventually put a "spit hood" over 29-year-old Kelsey Smith. They said Smith even fought back while his mug shot was being taken after his Tuesday arrest.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/driver-smashes-head-spits-blood-deputies/nPbyg/

It's peeps like this that give all of us Floridians a bad rep. :sigh:

 

[Steely Dan]

A Central Florida man suspected of drunk driving smashed his face and spit blood at deputies after they used a stun gun on him, according to authorities.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies said they eventually put a "spit hood" over 29-year-old Kelsey Smith. They said Smith even fought back while his mug shot was being taken after his Tuesday arrest.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/driver-smashes-head-spits-blood-deputies/nPbyg/

It's peeps like this that give all of us Floridians a bad rep. :sigh:

Arent' his parents proud? :tsktsk:

 

[SoBeCzar]

A Central Florida man suspected of drunk driving smashed his face and spit blood at deputies after they used a stun gun on him, according to authorities.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies said they eventually put a "spit hood" over 29-year-old Kelsey Smith. They said Smith even fought back while his mug shot was being taken after his Tuesday arrest.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/driver-smashes-head-spits-blood-deputies/nPbyg/

It's peeps like this that give all of us Floridians a bad rep. :sigh:

OMG!

And why is his tongue black?