Mugshot Mania

[Donjeta]

I just thought these were really artsy stares.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_18.php?page=2
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/mug-shot_friday/

 

[Steely Dan]

I just thought these were really artsy stares.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_18.php?page=2
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/mug-shot_friday/

Is the bottom one Jack Nicholson? :waitasec:

 

[~n/t~]

I just thought these were really artsy stares.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_18.php?page=2
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/mug-shot_friday/

Yes. They look like portraits, don't they? :floorlaugh:

 

[~n/t~]

Wow! That's bizarre. They look like all American kids. :waitasec:

The scary part is the girls are smiling. It's like they're posing for their highschool grad picture. Good lord. :banghead:

 

[AWOLNATION]

I just thought these were really artsy stares.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/mugshots_friday_18.php?page=2
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/mug-shot_friday/

Some pretty seductive poses going there

- This is AWOLNATION

 

[buffetoflies]

This is a prison intake profile (+photo) of the wife of a former pro football player. She hit a guy on an off ramp who was putting gas in his car late at night back in September and fled the scene. She waited 10 days and contacted a lawyer before she turned her self in.

She was sentenced to 3 years 5 months in prison, and as you can see, needs to spend at least 2 years 3 months in there before she can be released.

You've read correctly. A rich person is actually doing time for a crime.

http://www.doc.state.mn.us/publicviewer/Inmate.asp?OID=238360

 

[Steely Dan]

This is a prison intake profile (+photo) of the wife of a former pro football player. She hit a guy on an off ramp who was putting gas in his car late at night back in September and fled the scene. She waited 10 days and contacted a lawyer before she turned her self in.

She was sentenced to 3 years 5 months in prison, and as you can see, needs to spend at least 2 years 3 months in there before she can be released.

You've read correctly. A rich person is actually doing time for a crime.

http://www.doc.state.mn.us/publicviewer/Inmate.asp?OID=238360

A slap on the wrist for manslaughter.

 

[Donjeta]

I don't know what he did but I get the feeling he doesn't like me.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/07/mug-shot_friday_something_some_2.php?page=3

 

[Steely Dan]

I don't know what he did but I get the feeling he doesn't like me.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/07/mug-shot_friday_something_some_2.php?page=3

I'm thinking he beat someone up for mentioning Geico. JMO

 

[AWOLNATION]

I don't know what he did but I get the feeling he doesn't like me.
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/07/mug-shot_friday_something_some_2.php?page=3

Looks like he's trying to figure out what the smell is

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[Donjeta]

This probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/08/mugshots_friday_behold_a_tatto.php

 

[Steely Dan]

This probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/08/mugshots_friday_behold_a_tatto.php

Why, why that's so...errr...gruesome! :what:

 

[DairyGirl]

Good lucking fellow, isn't he.

 

[Indy Anna]

Good lucking fellow, isn't he.

Your signature seems very apropos here since the pokey is what it's all about for the people in these pictures. The moral: if you take a bad picture, then don't do the crime.

 

[Donjeta]

Just say no to meth labs.
http://www.wbrz.com/news/lpso-man-burned-arrested-after-meth-fire/

 

[Donjeta]

Arrested for possession of a furry paw on top of his head.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/09/mugshots_friday_the_305_is_stu.php?page=2

Here's a fun story: Girl has sex with a dude while he drives his car, girl pulls out a gun, dude swerves cross several lanes, car hits a tree, dude punches girl in the face. The end.

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/09/cops_woman_arrested_for_pullin.php?ref=trending

 

[Donjeta]

The Mugshot Mania School for Criminal Masterminds:

Lesson 1. Live healthily and prosper.
While we recognize the importance of a regular sleep schedule for a person's general well-being, we suggest that you do not have your nap at the house you're burglarizing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/cristian-villarreal-castillo_n_1908390.html


The gallery below the above mastermind has the mugshot of a person who stole a book called "Resolving Ethical Issues"

 

[~n/t~]

They should've chosen a better background for this dude. Just sayin... :lol:

Man threatened to beat Port St. Lucie neighbor, but needed to go to the bathroom first, cops say

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region...t-needed-to-go-to-the-bathroom-first-cops-say


You can't make this stuff up. :lol:

 

[Donjeta]

There is some good advice in that article too.

Mothers typically do not like being called dirty *****s.

Read more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region...-to-the-bathroom-first-cops-say#ixzz27Pzp0An2

All I really need to know I learned at Mugshot Mania.

 

[Steely Dan]

They should've chosen a better background for this dude. Just sayin... :lol:

Man threatened to beat Port St. Lucie neighbor, but needed to go to the bathroom first, cops say

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region...t-needed-to-go-to-the-bathroom-first-cops-say


You can't make this stuff up. :lol:

What a dumb:butthead: